Saturday, 5 March 2022 | 01:33 PM

Saturday began with some DIY. Some physical work, movements, and stuff, made my body realise I had no shit at all.

I amused my girlfriend, who helped me thoroughly during the job, with LOADS OF FAARTS!

Nice. So nice. So now I am sitting here on the toilet but no shit gets out 😦

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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