I think I caught the flu.
I can tell this from the smell of my shit, and then randomness out of which it came at this time of the day.
I gotta preserve my heat. Gotta dry my hair asap! It’s so fun to use the hair dryer while taking a shit. Feels like I’m inside a hurricane.
No wait, has anybody ever taken a shit inside a hurricane?!
the Shy Tird 