Wednesday, 3 November 2021 | 09:35 PM

I think I caught the flu.

I can tell this from the smell of my shit, and then randomness out of which it came at this time of the day.

I gotta preserve my heat. Gotta dry my hair asap! It’s so fun to use the hair dryer while taking a shit. Feels like I’m inside a hurricane.

No wait, has anybody ever taken a shit inside a hurricane?!

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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