Yesterday I had something like five pints of beer. Now I’d like to be rewarded five points to gryffindor because of the great magic that just got out of my body.
I mean, it’s effect can’t be caused by anything apart from a great spell of magic! It hurts, it’s stingy, it’s broad!
…and it’s lasting too long.
Fuck me and fuck beer.
the Shy Tird 