Saturday, 13 March 2021 | 07:36 AM

Yesterday I had something like five pints of beer. Now I’d like to be rewarded five points to gryffindor because of the great magic that just got out of my body.

I mean, it’s effect can’t be caused by anything apart from a great spell of magic! It hurts, it’s stingy, it’s broad!

…and it’s lasting too long.

Fuck me and fuck beer.

Published by theshytird

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