Friday, 11 September 2020 | 08:22 AM
Oh, that’s what I call a fresh start!
I’m spending so much time observing my crap, I am now able to tell -still approximately- how many hours it has seasoned before coming out, judging by its colour.
This morning it’s a light brown. Must be yesterday’s falafel!
All right. Yes. It definitely is! My arse is tickling Jalapeños.🔥
the Shy Tird 