Friday, 11 September 2020 | 08:22 AM

Friday, 11 September 2020 | 08:22 AM

Oh, that’s what I call a fresh start!

I’m spending so much time observing my crap, I am now able to tell -still approximately- how many hours it has seasoned before coming out, judging by its colour.

This morning it’s a light brown. Must be yesterday’s falafel!

All right. Yes. It definitely is! My arse is tickling Jalapeños.🔥

Published by theshytird

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