Friday, 14 August 2020 | 09:43 AM
Last night I dreamt I shat myself in public. I was with a girl I know, she was surprisingly polite, she just told me I was a bit dirty on my arse.
I don’t know what happened next, I am just relieved I can have a shit right now.
I just hope my dream won’t become real.
the Shy Tird 