Friday, 14 August 2020 | 09:43 AM

Friday, 14 August 2020 | 09:43 AM

Last night I dreamt I shat myself in public. I was with a girl I know, she was surprisingly polite, she just told me I was a bit dirty on my arse.

I don’t know what happened next, I am just relieved I can have a shit right now.

I just hope my dream won’t become real.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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