Wednesday, 25 March 2020 | 09:04 AM
At least 2 months have passed since last time I ate burgers before yesterday evening.
Now, I can’t know for sure if it‘s their fault, or maybe even that bottle of beer’s fault, but I am now producing that spongy light-brown crap I haven’t had for a looong time.
I’m going to start calling it patty-beer shit from now on!