Tuesday, 24 March 2020 | 09:57 AM
Some mornings I am so in need of expelling slags that I’ve got to urge for that!
…and when I do that I’m frankly scared my anus could break outstretched as it is. Luckily it has never happened (yet!)
Well, I’m just having one of these mornings, okay? As I felt my anus clinging back off, I nodded, shocked at glancing at this massive 6-inch (at least!) excalibur laying idly on the slope. Fuck me! That was huge!