Wednesday, 19 February 2020 | 08:44 PM
Tirds are just like Mr. Meseeks from Rick and Morty.
Fandom describes their status ed Extant (regularly dying), but truth is they’re disposable.
Here’s the comparison:
⁃ in Rick and Morty’s universe: you press the green and blue box: a Mr. Meseeks appears; you say what your request is – a single, simple job; he completes is task; he disappears.
⁃ in the toilet: you compress your pink and bloody bowels; a tird appears; you complete your session, flush it away; he disappears.