Wednesday, 19 February 2020 | 07:31 AM

Wednesday, 19 February 2020 | 07:31 AM

My alarm just rang, but I woke myself up at 7AM naturally. I don’t believe I am wide awake yet, since I am wondering…

What had my first shit been like? I mean, it must have been even before I was a toddler. Did I do it while I was still inside my moms womb? Did I make it right after, when I was at the hospital’s nursery? What was it like? Fresh, stinky – is baby’s first poo bad smelly? Can’t it be, since he literally never ate anything, he just sip through umbilical cord for the whole pregnancy.

The real question here is: can a new-born baby have a poo before eating his first breast-milk?

Now I’m stuck. I’ll never have an answer.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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