A pretty little turd, right before diving into my bed
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Sunday, 16 April 2023 | 06:50 PM
Imma deposit some more poop, even if it’s unusual for me at this time of the day… Good poop.
Sunday, 16 April 2023 | 12:48 PM
Smooth action before lunch. It’s been seasoning the whole night, now my shit is ready to go!
Daily Prompt
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Well well, I’ll be CEO of my shit business? The Shy Tird will become a great firm, still talking about shit, selling shit. Whatever else I don’t know. But it will be great!!
Saturday, 15 April 2023 | 10:41 PM
I’ve spent the evening farting badly, now I am trying to have a shit, but nothing get’s out
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What are 5 everyday things that bring you happiness? Chronologically, First, breakfast, always have 400-500ml milk with corn flakes. Makes me fall asleep the day before looking dreamily forward to it. Second, taking a shit right after it. Third, tird. Four, well, lunch! Five, sometimes I have another shit after lunch 🥹
Saturday, 15 April 2023 | 08:47 AM
A complete session. Pretty sudden.
Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM
My daily routine has become more ore less such: I wake up at my girlfriend’s, we have breakfast, then she leave for work, I leave too, taking the bus and going to my place, where I work from. I used to go to the toilet right after my breakfast, but I cannot do that anymore,Continue reading “Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM”
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Describe something you learned in high school. You know, high school it’s supposed to teach you the basics of adult life, math, literature, physics, biology, chemistry, everything you could need for university, or starting a job then. Thing is, high school also comes with some bonus teaching, everything you learn from student life. You learnContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
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Describe one positive change you have made in your life. Before that moment I was having a dull life, nothing was so great, but then everything made sense when I decided to open my blog to write posts every time I take a shit! It deeply changes my life, I am trying to improve myContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Thursday, 13 April 2023 | 09:06 AM
I am so excited, my Squatty Potty just arrived, and I am now taking the first shit with that. At first I gotta admit I don’t feel any difference…
Wednesday, 12 April 2023 | 09:15 AM
Not the best shit ever. Actually, it’s one of the worst. I even moved my laptop on a stool to work from the toilet, so to give my bowels all the time it needed. But nothing, still nothing!
Daily Prompt
What’s the most fun way to exercise? Lol. My favourite exercise is what I do when I feel I gotta take a shit but my bowels are still too drowsy. I sit firmly on the toilet, I crouch, and then I start pushing out and pulling up my arsehole at regular intervals, I do series,Continue reading “Daily Prompt”
Tuesday, 11 April 2023 | 12:53 PM
All Right, shit eventually came, but it’s a little painful and a lot like loose…. I adore my bowels… they’re so surprising…….. The abundance of ellipsis means there’s something more I am trying to communicate, but it’s hard to translate into words..
Tuesday, 11 April 2023 | 11:05 AM
I’ve been sitting on the toilet for fifteen minutes now, but nothing got out yet, now the thing is I’d really like to take some shit, but it’s self-evident, I am constipated this morning
Monday, 10 April 2023 | 11:59 PM
Going to bed right now, btw, I had a second spongy shit at the cliff.
Monday, 10 April 2023 | 12:40 PM
I am out camping and climbing for the bank Holidays, I slept fucking poorly, and I am taking my morning shit only now. I still had Easter’s lunch idling inside me….
Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:51 AM
Been sitting on the toilet for half an hour, but I forgot to turn the fan on…. My girlfriend won’t be pleased….
Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM
Awakened by a sudden urge of my inner self. I had three drinks yesterday, so apparently this is how my body manage them. BADLY. I know, alcohol is bad for the body, bud my friends don’t feel so bad after just three drinks. And I wasn’t even drunk! It’s just, the aftermath is brutal. MyContinue reading “Sunday, 9 April 2023 | 07:13 AM”
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 03:53 PM
As expected, I had to hold my shit inside the whole morning, while climbing, while belaying, while having lunch. I am now home, and I can finally relieve myself!! Now my weekend makes much more sense!!!
Daily Prompt
What job would you do for free? Eheheheheh! THIS VERY JOOOOB! Writing about every single shit I make is time consuming, simply because I spend a real lot of time pooping. Does anybody pay to do so? NNNOOPE! Do I wish to get some revenue from such a silly thing? YEEEEP Shall I? NOOPE WillContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 08:42 AM
I think there’s much more to be sprouted here, but right now I have no time to waist on the toilet, gotta go climbing with friends on vacation I don’t see every weekend! Friends are more important than shit! But we will see… my bowels love shitting outdoor….
Saturday, 8 April 2023 | 04:43 AM
Woke up in the middle of the night, an insomniac night? Is it is. I dropped some turds, just to be sure it’s woerh being awake!
Friday, 7 April 2023 | 11:57 AM
First morning poop. Unusual, normally I do at 8ish like clockwork. Must be because I overslept today, my girlfriend is ill, and I synced to her needs .-. Never mind, I just did what I had to. 😌
Thursday, 6 April 2023 | 03:19 PM
Eating pasta for lunch meant exploding bowels after just one hour. It felt like shooting a bullet put of my arsehole!
Thursday, 6 April 2023 | 09:49 AM
Constipated a bit, but dunno why… Perhaps I am not eating enough fruits and veggies. Yeah, let’s eat more fruit and veggies! Health bowels is king!
Daily Prompt
How would you improve your community? Okay, this is actually a harsh one for me. I haven’t really understood yet what my community likes, so I don’t know what to do to improve it. O am trying to bring more value to my posts, and probably it is working. I also brought my stuff onContinue reading “Daily Prompt”
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM
It frankly seems like my IBS is getting worse. Shall I read back all of my posts to unveil the evolution of my shit sessions? 😅perhaps 2k+ posts in three years it’s a little top much. I guess I’ll just die on the toilet, and let the doctors examine it. Btw, I really feel bad,Continue reading “Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 04:56 PM”
Wednesday, 5 April 2023 | 08:57 AM
This morning I would have really fancied using a Squatty Potty, you know, just to try it… I guess I’m going to buy that 🤔 Because, Yes, surely it could have helped a little more push today. But I don’t know if it’s worth the cost…
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How have you adapted to the changes brought on by the Covid-19 pandemic? Well, unfortunately pooping outdoor was not an option anymore, even if it gives you such a freedom! During lockdown, I had to spend very day on the very same toilet, days passed by, one equal to the other, the only variation IContinue reading “Daily Prompt”