What about it? Haemorrhoids are still there, and I don’t dare pushing much, even if I’d really need to push out all of this rubbish
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Wednesday, 16 August 2023 | 08:59 AM
Great! I feel shit coming, but even if I am sit leg-spread on the toilet…. I CAN’T! For the first time in my life, I have haemorrhoids 😦
Tuesday, 15 August 2023 | 08:55 AM
First things first, some huge turds. Got it. This is my third day camping, third day on holiday, third day of fun, third day of tirds, coming from acohol. Just got another one out! Ain’t feel nice… In just ten minutes I squeezed myself out, and the toilet is now full. On the bottom someContinue reading “Tuesday, 15 August 2023 | 08:55 AM”
Sunday, 13 August 2023 | 09:10 AM
I’ve been sitting on the toilet for more than thirty minutes now, I think I deployed everything I needed. I am pretty satisfied. Today I am leaving for a trip of one week, the sole holiday I could spare this year, hence I want to be free – at least the very first day –Continue reading “Sunday, 13 August 2023 | 09:10 AM”
I just don’t know what to say, I am back again on the toilet. Again Again Again Diarrhoea Again and again and again
Friday, 11 August 2023 | 10:00 AM
In the middle of a diarrhoea. It’s funny how many could come in a year. But every time feels the same. Pain and suffering.
Thursday, 10 August 2023 | 09:38 AM
I don’t know what to write about this shit. It’s just shit! Smells like shit Looks like shit! Frankly I don’t want to go on with the other senses…
Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM
There’s nothing better than waking up and rushing to the bathroom having diarrhoea. Uh, actually there is a lot better than this… Yet still, right now this is the only thing making me a little better… Yeah, that hamburger for dinner was a very special great idea!! It was surely delicious, giving me all theContinue reading “Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM”
Tuesday, 8 August 2023 | 08:14 AM
My morning shit is kind of poor. Must be because I had diarrhoea yesterday… Anyways, that seems like a good excuse to abuse lunch!
Monday, 7 August 2023 | 05:08 PM
Oh shit! And I mean REAL SHIT! Tons of shit while I’m on a webcall! Oh shit oh shit!
Monday, 7 August 2023 | 12:44 PM
Luckily, today I am home-working, this kind of smell doesn’t pass unnoticed at the office.. Diarrhoea attack!!!
Monday, 7 August 2023 | 09:21 AM
Yesterday I had fried stuff for dinner. Heavy but delicious. I spent the night farting and keep waking up. Horrible. But the smell of my shit is more horrible!
My favourite habit brings me joy
Describe one habit that brings you joy. Taking a crap
Sunday, 6 August 2023 | 02:45 PM
Yeah, after lunch, taking a shit is more right. What’s not right though, is feeling so bad at doing it. My bowels hurt!!
Saturday, 5 August 2023 | 10:05 AM
Weekend always begin the same, I woke up late, I go take a shit, I stay long, I still have shit.
Friday, 04 August 2023 | 03:47 PM
Shit at the office always has some added pleasure… Must be the thrill of not knowing if the smell will stay, of not knowing if the turd will stay…
Friday, 4 August 2023 | 08:21 AM
Even if yesterday my dinner was heavy, I am just leaving crumbles behind. Crumbles of shit, yet so little! This is a little very disappointing 😠
Thursday, 3 August 2023 | 09:16 AM
Last weekend I had constipation all along. Now the weekend is hopping in, and there’s no signs of it. Indeed, shit is piling as normal on the toilet. Hope I’m not wrong though…. Yuck!
Describing myself again
How would you describe yourself to someone who can’t see you? Just breath and listen, I am taking a shit. That’s what I do. Take shits and write posts about them. Yeah. i am the shit-f***ing-king! Lol
Wednesday, 2 August 2023 | 08:39 AM
Yesterday I had Mexican food for lunch. The message should be already whole and understandable, already I will only add a few words from my girlfriend this morning. ‘My arsehole hurts’ ‘I shat green’ Cheers!
Tuesday, 1 August 2023 | 09:50 AM
Classic shit-no-shit day. It starts with a sounding fart. Breakfast. I sit on my toilet and nothing gets out. I push. A little little gets out. I fart a big fart. Nothing else gets out.
Monday, 31 July 2023 | 11:27 AM
After too many days of constipation, I came back home, take a long sleep, and I’m now ready to pop! Let’s pop! Let’s dance! I am now empty!!! Yeaaaaahhhhhhh!!! FREEEEEEEEE!!!
How do I describe myself.
How would you describe yourself to someone? It’s pretty harsh. I’d say: I’m a person who takes a shit. They’d say ‘don’t anybody take a shit? How come you’re special?’ Well, I’m different, I write a post every time I take a shit. Every single time!
Sunday, 30 July 2023 | 07:13 AM
Never taken a shit in three days. My body is started to wondering why am I on this planet. I feel bad.
Saturday, 29 July 2023 | 06:29 AM
Constipation day 2. Yesterday I learned some meditation basics. Respiration is good for your health, and I really believe I could fight constipation with it. Unluckily, I’m not there yet. Only a few farts for me this morning. Gotta admit, it’s pretty early though….
My nickname’s story
What’s the story behind your nickname? I was taking a shit, but I was a little constipated, eventually a little turd came out. It was THE SHY TIRD!
Thursday, 27 July 2023 | 10:17 AM
I love it when I sleep richly, and I am plenty pf energy. This way I can spend optimised time on the toilet. Two pops, and I am ready to go!
Keep Healty!
What strategies do you use to maintain your health and well-being? It’s very easy! EASY! Take a shit every day! I know there are a few days you’ll be constipated, some days when you have no time to sit and shit. But it’s easier than you think! Just sit every day, rest for a while,Continue reading “Keep Healty!”
Wednesday, 26 July 2023 | 01:37 PM
Solid shit after lunch
I’d change the world
What would you change about modern society? Constipation. Is bad for everyone!
the Shy Tird 