Thursday, 31 August 2023 | 09:40 AM

Woke up two hours before the alarm, my intestines hurting all around, but I managed to fall back asleep. Now I am on the toilet, and I wish I didn’t eat nor drink what I did yesterday. One beer, two Aperol spritz, one fried pizza, two bloody mary. My crap is...

Tuesday, 29 August 2023 | 11:00 AM

There’s a logistics problem in my bathroom. My cat loves to destroy toilet paper, so we can’t keep it next to the toilet, instead we had to store it somewhere else, safely. You know, that place is so safe, I always forgot to take it before taking a...

Monday, 28 August 2023 | 08:30 AM

This morning I have to stay home, gotta wait for the technician who will install my new wi-fi. That is a fact. Now, he could be arriving between 08:30 AM and 01:00 PM. Fuck, why does he have to be here two minutes after I started shitting? Hate it! Now gotta drop...

Sunday, 27 August 2023 | 10:00 AM

I’m back home after a whole week spent out for business. These days have been demanding for my bowels… I ate at least a hamburger every day, plus more meat, as least veggies possible, and I slept for just few hours every night. Today is the first day I can...