the Shy Tird

One single one single one single one. Small ore one.

Stringy

Let’s have a second go. I slept a bit, still, shit’s resembles liquid steel.

All right, that’s a serious problem.

Yesterday I drank some wine celebrating with friends, everything under obvious covid precautions rules, being very very careful. Anyways, we ate some peanuts, nothing else. I am still burping those very same peanuts right now. What else?

Ah yeah! I ejected this massive 1-inch-diameter turd, fancy, squishy, giant turd.

Well, needless to say, I am still here, through pain. Burping peanuts, shitting wine. Slumberless.

My biology sucks, and I don’t even have any respect for it.

Very impressive shit. Massive. Special.

Here’s what I did to promote it:

Since it was huge, it wouldn’t have lasted long, sticking there on the slope, hence I hurried for wiping me off. Immediately after, I took a video of that repulsive brownie, put some music over, and post it on TikTok.

In the end, I sat back, kept shitting.

I do late shits. I am a botch

A pretty curly turd just erupted from my arse

A squashed morning.

Btw, this session is being way to painful.

It is always difficult to describe it. It’s like having someone ramming on my belly.

Finally, here comes the crapfall I was waiting foooor!

A shitload of brownies. 🥳

Farting and bulging. I thought I had so much crap in me I’ve been looking forward to shitting this morning since last night.

Nevertheless, it’s just a few drops long. ☹️

I basically spent the day eating.

First some late breakfast I could have skept, immediately followed by a heavy lunch, chicken and potatoes.

A little nap was necessary, then I helped my girlfriend making a cake. My chore was to lick every dough left in the tools. In the end, we ate it.

Well well, I am on my toilet now. I needed it. 😑

Has anybody ever seen goat shit? It’s made of many little droplets 1-2cm wide.

That, that resembles mine I’ve just created

Some air is stuck inside me.

Neither it can push out, nor it could come back in.

A lil turd then, gets things moving again

C’mon, I shit, you shit. Anybody shits.

There’s nothing to be ashamed of!

Unless your tirds resembles Trump’s face… 🤔

Holding it back inside all day long.

Finally home.

It doesn’t want to get out.

Poor thing. -> Me.

I simply forgot to have some, today

Now my farts smells cadaver

Just a cursory shit before my dinner, which I don’t know yet what’s going to be 🤔

I am not used to eleven hours of sleep. In fact, I am pretty late for my morning shit.

Nevertheless, here it comes, nice and steady. A bit stealthy though 👀

Not so many people really think about the perfect science of an anus.

It is able to defecate everywhere, pressure steady, dilatation ad hoc, it is simply excellent!

The only bug is, it gets dirty… Well, let’s just give a little help to our friend!!

Wooow. A giant fresh* tird was hiding inside me!

Third big shit of the dayy!!!

*and for fresh I mean super spongyyy

This morning I was very upset.

I forgot to post a video of my crap being flushed down on TikTok.

For sure my bowels felt pity, thus decided to make me a gift: this truly satisfying floating shit I just created. Such a great friend!

Yet, my crap sunk.

My mind is full of infos about cryptocurrencies. I’ve been studying this since Saturday.

Now I want to create a token called SHITcoin.

So stupid, I am…

I am starting to love my habit consisting of sitting, pooping, writing, posting.

It’s cool! I mean… the thing I am sitting on. 🙃

Probably is just because I had no poop yesterday, but HERE I AM, BACK AGAIN!

All right, yesterday I had no shit whatsoever.

So said, I am now pumping and breathing in order to give birth to this little huge baby already 2-days-old.

…and IT’S OUT! Followed by an indefinite number of very little brothers!

Niiiiiiiice! Warm congratulations to me!!

The days I have no shit feels so weird. I don’t feel myself

I don’t know why exactly, but I woke up at 4 in the morning. The first thing that came into my head is this idea: printing limited editions of sort of greeting cards about shit.

Nice, then I couldn’t fall asleep anymore. Hence I woke up and developed my idea.

Next week I am going to start a Kickstarter campaign. 🙃 A shit related crowdfunding campaign.

Now, talking about that, my arse stung a bit. What did I eat yesterday? 🤔

My arse has something else to say…

It’s uncommon for me to write my post sitting comfortably on a chair, but I forgot to write it while extruding my crap. It was ok, normal pebbles.

Thing is, I increasd the struggle. Now, besides a post every shit I do, I am also TikToking.