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Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 01:56 PM

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I am in the middle of lunch with my girlfriend and my parents. It is the first time they meet.

I shall be there, supporting my girlfriend, she is a little nervous of this precious moment, how can I blame her?

Instead, I had to rush to the bathroom, why on earth didn’t I stop my mom when she told me show would have prepared Mexican food?

I am castaway in the poop seea

Saturday, 13 May 2023 | 09:30 AM

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First time on a new toilet!

I am moving in a new house, everything is yet to be adjusted, get tidier, cleaned, but an official move begins with the first official shit session on the new toilet.

And yeah, I am proud to announce I am taking a shit now, right from my new throne! Hail to the king of shit! Hail to the new palace!

Cheers! A full full-filling session! I filled the toilet up to the brim.

Hatred

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What public figure do you disagree with the most?

Donald Crap

Friday, 12 May 2023 | 08:11 AM

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Eventually I managed to exit from the bathroom, I had breakfast, yes, and pretty suddenly I just had to enter back in.

Again, I am writing from my toilet. I don’t even understand what I ate exactly to get this kind of perturbation… dunno, luckily I am home-working today, and the toilet is right next to my workstation 😎

Friday, 12 May 2023 | 07:36 AM

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The wine I bought for dinner was really good, but apparently it doesn’t matter how good something is, if it’s not natural, I feel the aftermath.

I woke up this morning with a mild headache, and a superfast need for a shit. I’d really like to have breakfast with my girlfriend first, but I am stuck here, like always, on the toilet.

Business plan

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What is your career plan?

Phase 0. Founded my blog. A simple format, a post every time I take a shit.

Been doing this for almost four years now, but I gotta grow my community! I also have to diversify. That’s why, for instance, I am doing something else on my instagram, poop-tools reviews, fun poop facts, Healthy Bowels advices, random stuff. But I am certainly not done! I tried a podcast, and some graphic design diffusion, but the path is yet too short, the road is uncertain, and it is exciting.

I don’t know yet what will the next step be, I actually have some secret ideas, but I want to become THE shitblogger, THE shit-fluencer. A brilliant shitty career.

Peace.

Live performance

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What was the last live performance you saw?

Some days ago, when I was taking a shit in front of a mirror.

Thursday, 11 May 2023 | 09:01 AM

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I guess I’m not the only one looking at what my poop looks like right after having it done.

I just did this very thing, and everything seems firm, healthy. It’s quite necessary to understand ourselves, to look after pur health. This is the way.

Tuesday, 9 May 2023 | 08:19 AM

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This morning, shitting is been easier. Must be because I drank no alcohol yesterday, ate no bad stuff, only be a good boy.

My bowels are happy., and my day can now begin.

Favourite poop brands

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What are your favorite brands and why?

Since I have a poop blog I must report what my favourite makers are.

Kleenex is my top one, cleaning paper, tissues, wipes, simply the best, trustworthy brand I rely on.

Followed by Squatty Potty, which I discovered only recently. I think they do an accurate job designing poop stools.

With a Squatty Potty, and some Kleenex, you’re sure to survive to whatever shit sttack!

Monday, 8 May 2023 | 08:31 AM

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This morning I had enough time, and I’ve decided to spend half an hour on the toilet.

I actually needed it! yesterday morning it was too late already, so this morning I’ve been gentle to my bowels.

They are indeed happy.

Happy bowels means a joyful life!

Sunday, 7 May 2023 | 05:28 PM

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All right so, just to sum up, this morning I woke up late, I had to work and I couldn’t allow myself to take some minutes just for me and my bowels. Went to work, Then had some beers and a huge sandwich – remember, I am gluten intolerant – then went to the beach.

During these whole lot of activities I was pregnant of a huge disgusting child, and now I can finally give birth to him.

His name is SHIT