last poops
Thursday, 22 June 2023 | 08:22 AM
I don’t have to worry about some days of constipation, even if I spent the weekend not taking a shit at all, after a few days I discharge till the last drop.
Yeah, drop!
Wednesday, 21 June 2023 | 06:01 PM
I was about to leave the office and go back home when I felt some spike in my arsehole.
Ok, I lay you here, little turd!
See you tomorrow!
And then I left
Wednesday, 21 June 2023 | 08:39 AM
I am now wondering why, If I feel like there’s a ton of shit inside me, I end up expelling just a few grams :/
It’s disappointing!
I want to travel around the world
What countries do you want to visit?
Every single one. I want to take at least one shit in every country!
I love my skills
What’s your favorite thing about yourself?
Consistency. Both senses
I shit a lot, every day,
Tuesday, 20 June 2023 | 08:49 AM
My weekend constipation is finally over!
Cheers! Let’s drop some shit!
Monday, 19 June 2023 | 08:51 AM
Still not a turd
Sunday, 18 June 2023 | 08:30 PM
Just got back home. I need a shit
Sunday, 18 June 2023 | 01:08 PM
Going camping often means constipation. But I don’t care and keep eating.
My arsehole is looking forward to going back home!
The oldest thing
What’s the oldest thing you own that you still use daily?
My toilet
Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:01 PM
I couldn’t report it LIVE, but I had diarrhoea outdoor.
Bye
Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 09:46 AM
Again, on the toilet again.
I’m too old to drink on Friday nights
Saturday, 17 June 2023 | 08:12 AM
It’s so hot already, and the dawn wakes me up sooner than I would like, especially on a Saturday!
I’m on the toilet, as always, this morning’s shit came so urgently, I didn’t even have time for breakfast!
Today’s daily prompt was about describing one of my favourite moments, and I couldn’t help but describing the one I was living right now.
I love taking a shit!
The moment I’m experiencing while writing
Describe one of your favorite moments.
Yesterday I got out having dinner with friends, then we took something to drink at my favourite plaza. Plain and simple, I wasn’t used to it anymore, I am overwhelmed by work.
I took hummus for dinner, accompanied with beer, followed by a Moscow Mule.
At five in the morning the first lights in the sky woke me up, and I received the first hint of the moment I am now living: A vigorous fart.
Some minutes ago my girlfriend woke me up nicely and smiling, full of life and love, we had sex yesterday night, before falling asleep, but this is another story…
Well, as I come wide awake, I had to rush to the bathroom, hummus was calling. I climbed my Squatty Potty, and I pushed a little. The very same hummus I ate yesterday came back from my arsehole, same consistency, very different color, pretty smellier, much satisfying.
Imma go have breakfast now! The weekend begins!
A lunch to be remembered
What notable things happened today?
Ever since we fell in love, my girlfriend told me all about her delightful BBQ ribs. How everybody who ever tasted loved ’em.
Finally she prepared it. Today was the day, at lunch. She bought some ice-cold beer to serve it with, and she set the table.
Lunch was utterly unbelievable, tasteful, joyful, plenty of flavour. I was about to approach the last rib she handed me happily, we were chatting and laughing, when I said softly ‘I’m shitting my pants off!’. Then I disappeared in the bathroom.
Yeah.
My lunch was tasty. Those ribs are truly unforgettable.