Great! Just happens it was indeed a cork this morning. More shit coming right now

This morning I pooped a cork.

Or at least it looks like it.. and it kinda worked like one.

Hopingly constipation ends today!

Will it though? :/

Oh great… I thought comstipation was finished…

IT IS NOT 🙁

I think I got 2/3 kilos of just poop inside me

Something I haven’t share about these constipated days

In the last few months I discovered some sort of technique to stimulate pooping.

It is a necessity, you know.

It began washing my arsehole, out of the blue I remembered a suggestion my ex gave me, washing my arsehole with soap, and occasionally linger on it a bit inside. This would have stimulate peristaltic movements, allegedly.

You know what… I tried occasionally, excluded soap from the equation – it just irritated the colon – and it worked!

It works!

Sometimes at least.

This time at least!

Eventually I deployed some 3-days-old shit, now I just miss the backlogged…

I collect Another day of constipation.

My stomach is starting to hurt now, yet, no stimula

No shit

Again

Again

Againagain

Again n again

FUCK I FEEL BAAddddd

Well, I just can’t shit. This is starting worrying me tbh.

I’d need some sort of purgative :/

Constipation. This is my keyword the day after Christmas

It’s lunch time but actually I took several shits in the morning.

Lovely Christmas…. everybody loves it

My bowels hate it!

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas…

…farting everywhere…

Mh… I don’t remember that part of the song…

…But it is what it feels like to me. As holidays approach, my bowels get stressed. More and more. Eating out multiplies. As long as drinking, getting home late and – luckily – being with friends.

This is Christmas for me! Taking a lot of shit!

It’s been days my bowels are feeling weird.

Frankly it wasn’t something I was missing… anyways I went another time to a Japanese restaurant for lunch, and it compromised my situation even more.

I’m quite scared, these are not the right preconditions for Christmas feasts. Shit.

Taking about shit… I’ve just produced one of the longest turd in a very long time. Luckily it was soft, because if it wasn’t it would have showed its top above the toilet. Not the nicest view…

Instead it rolled like a snake, and it’s so tidy right now I’m a little reluctant wether or not to flush off…

Ok, two days passed since that Japanese dinner. It kinda constipated me for one day. Luckily yesterday I had potatoes and sausages for dinner, and my bowels kinda reinvigorated.

Now it seems like machine gun, brand new. They should sell it!

But I thought I was partying for peace…. mh.

Shit makes me weird

I don’t feel like taking a shit

I feel like I should shit.

Can’t sleep until I took a shit.

I’d need a shit before getting back to sleep.

Idk. What is this? do I really need a shit or is this a metaphor of my life?

Idk. i don’t think so.

Mh.

Was that Japanese restaurant worth it?

Ok so, yesterday we got out for our friend’s party. Pizza and beer. As usual.

This morning my girlfriend enters work at 8:30, and I must get her there.

We woke up early so we can go have breakfast together. Everything is nice, except the fact I’m on the toilet right now, pushing hard. But nothing gets out.

Let’s see how wonderful it is that toilet at the cafeteria

Just as people count sheep before sleeping, I count turds getting out of my arse.

Today they were eleven!