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Monday, 14 August 2023 | 09:03 AM

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What to say? My second day of holiday is here, and I started the day with an evil heat inside my tent. Afterwards I just rushed to the bathroom where I am now pushing myself hard to get all of what yesterday was a delicious dinner accompanied with a lot of white wine. The pushing is through, apparently, but I can’t say exactly.

Luckily the people right outside this room are deep-asleep. Lucky for them, I mean!

Sunday, 13 August 2023 | 09:10 AM

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I’ve been sitting on the toilet for more than thirty minutes now, I think I deployed everything I needed.

I am pretty satisfied. Today I am leaving for a trip of one week, the sole holiday I could spare this year, hence I want to be free – at least the very first day – from all the burdens.

Let’s see how will it evolve, alcohol, heavy meals, classic constipation on vacation. Yeah, let’s see.

Let the holiday begin!

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I just don’t know what to say, I am back again on the toilet.

Again

Again

Again

Diarrhoea

Again and again and again

Wednesday, 9 August 2023 | 07:33 AM

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There’s nothing better than waking up and rushing to the bathroom having diarrhoea.

Uh, actually there is a lot better than this…

Yet still, right now this is the only thing making me a little better…

Yeah, that hamburger for dinner was a very special great idea!!

It was surely delicious, giving me all the energies I need to fulfil my today’s duties, but I wonder, I could I have the time to do so, if I’ll be spending most of my day on the toilet? 🤔

FYI, reek’s stinging.