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Sunday, 10 March 2024 | 06:30 AM

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Btw, still on the toilet. It’s now getting late, but I need to fulfil my main chore here, otherwise I will find myself in agony, trying to stop a diarrhoea at some close point in time, like, I would say, as I go to the terminal to catch my flight, or perhaps on the train to the airport, yeah… yeah…

Right here seems more comfortable, as I am at a friend of mine, and I keep taking bad and turds which smell A LOOOOT

Sunday, 10 March 2024 | 06:06 AM

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Waaay too early in the morning, I have a flight to catch.

But the thing is, I slept for maybe two hours, and now I have no strength at all for having a real shit. Only little farts keep sounding

Friday, 8 March 2024 | 07:20 AM

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My weekend in Milan begins.

First thing first: Taking a shit. Dry and hard

Dunno, but I feel burning inside, I ate a huge pizza for dinner, and now I feel like a sinner…

*edit*

Actually, after just fifteen minutes, I am still here on the toilet. And the amount produced improved dramatically, and its worse. Worse than ever, just bad as hell!

Well, all my sins have been now wiped up

Thursday, 7 March 2024 | 08:15 AM

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You know, I am trying to become vegetarian – and it’s been difficult – and trying to reduce alcohol as well – even harder.

I made it to 1-week streak, then I had a steak yesterday for dinner… and a couple of beers…

Even though, it seems that the previous week brought some success…

My bowels don’t hurt, my shit looks fine and healthy, and I haven’t been struggling to do it.

Well… the wind is changing….

Tuesday, 5 March 2024 | 06:28 PM

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I was just about to leave the office, when I realised I needed a poop, so I headed to the bathroom, I sat on my throne, and I did it!

Another great diarrhoea at workplace!

Saturday, 2 March 2024 | 06:10 AM

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Woke up at 5PM just because of my tummy aching

I am on my toilet now, pretty much cross, delivering my message to the devil.

Fuck you, i deliver the message under the form of TIRDS

Friday, 1 March 2024 | 07:51 AM

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I start the say in constipation. FUCKING HATE THIS.

I feel it inside! i feel it! But it just doesn’t get through!

Must be because of that lemonade I drank yesterday…