Poorly made shit.

Nah,

Skip the day

My bowels are pretty much irritated.

I went bouldering with my mates, and I felt needed a shit since the beginning. Had to hold it for like 7 hours…

Now I’m finally home and…

KABOOOOOM!

Uhm, weekend is always difficult for the shit.

If I woke up early like during the week, my bowels would be relaxed and fit enough to be performative, but off course I need more sleep, hence I end up taking a late shit, when my bowels are keen no more…

Farts though, are safe and SOUND!

Idk what’s going on with my bowels lately. I have diarrhoea doesn’t matter what I eat.

My colleagues are in a meeting right now, and I hope nobody hears my deafening farts 💥

Btw, I have a lot of work to do, and if I was alone right now, I would have taken my laptop in the bathroom with me, but, you know, it’s not socially acceptable to do so…

Right, imma hold tight and go back to my office now!

Oh wait! NOOOOO!

Another huge fart!!!

At the office. On the toilet’s office. Guess doing what

Diarrhoea at work

Duh, a lots of farts, and just one useless poop

Always nice to arrive at the gym, and have a sudden diarrhoea… yeah, always nice…

A single hustle, a single drop, a single turd. Big, huge, turd.

Good Morning

Let’s see, how much shit will I deploy this morning?

Apparently, a fair amount.

To be fair, it’s not much.

Actually, I wish I did more 🙁

Again. Again again again SHIT. This time at the office. And it’s lame limy.

Annoying and painful. Sort of regretful. Why pizza for dinner WHYY!?

Btw, luckily today I’m all alone at the office

This morning I woke up way too early, my alarm was set for 6:30AM, but I woke up at 3AM. Undigested pizza gave me insomnia.

I tried and tried to push and get rid of what was burning inside me, but it wasn’t ready yet, so I simply waited. And here I am! Let’s start the week with a great 3-hour slumber BUT now it can really start!

Constipation turns diarrhoea in just three hours. NICE!