A floating turd.

I mean, there’s just two kind of turds, the ones sipping, and the ones floating.

What kind of turd are you? 😂

Hard shit. Hard life

Some shit to do. Some shit to tell people I did

I should find new original ways to describe my poop.

This time is actually special, but it’s difficult.

It’s kind of hard with soft insides. The deeper it goes, the softer it gets, the smellier it gets!

After a Sunday spent in diarrhoea distress, let’s start the day with a reeky splashy turd

Let’s see what day will bring

Today is diarrhoea day.

And I gotta go to the office now…

Pop pop shit pop at Space-X speed

By the way, I had diarrhoea at work

It’s being a stressful period at the office, we’re finishing too late at night, we’re sleeping poorly and eating as badly.

What’s the catch?

Shitting even worse!

The smell can’t just be described

And the worse part of all is ICAN’T FART!

Stressful days at the office.

Even if the rest of the people already feels the Christmas wave, we are struggling for a huge event on the new year’s Eve.

And my shit, is hard and stuck. INSIDE!

I haven’t been consistent lately.

I shall take more shit then!