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Wednesday, 1 November 2023 | 10:11 AM

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As always happens, as I get back home after a trip, I recover and sleep as much as possible, and then I download all the photos on my computer all of the shit I wasn’t able to do while travelling

Best sport

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What is your favorite form of physical exercise?

Spreading my anus for a poop

Sunday, 29 October 2023 | 07:28 AM

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Every time I’m on vacation, my bowels take one day to think about what’s happening…

Yesterday morning I tried to download but apparently there was no connection. Lol.

So I spent the whole day bloating and farting every time possible, but no urge fore a shit ever came.

As opposite, this morning my body felt remorse, and I just had the time for waking up, that I immediately had to rush to the bathroom.

This morning was nice and easy, and it may be because of all the things I ate yesterday…

Btw, I’m not sure that’s all, but let’s go now, I’ll be plenty of nice toilets inside the famous museum! 😛

Thursday, 26 October 2023 | 06:55 AM

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Even if I already took a shit some 5 hours ago, I got woken up by some farts I did. Their pattern reminded me that Korean fried chicken I had for dinner… is it a coincidence? I don’t think so…

Now I am sitting here on my toilet thinking, gotta be fast, though, my girlfriend is waiting for me to finish, so she can get in!

You know, she’s the queen on the toilet in the morning, as we wake up, each of us has their default task, I go preparing breakfast, she gets into the bathroom.

Well, ok, let’s try to get out, even if my bowels are asking for some more minutes inside my favourite room… I am sure I’ll get back inside soon!

Wednesday, 25 October 2023 | 08:15 AM

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With lot of astonishment, as I stand up and turn around to flush off my shit, this morning, I see much more content I thought possible

Surely less shitty content than what we consume every day on social media and TVs

Tuesday, 24 October 2023 | 08:37 PM

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Today is a great day! Even if it’s going to rain here.

It’s a wonderful day not just because I entirely emptied myself from the burden of shit, not just because I am health and plenty of energy, but because IT’S MY FOURTH BIRTHDAY as The Shy Tird!!!!

This shit-blog adventure is beginning to get serious!

I shall be published somewhere!

You know, my life has changed a lot since then, I still was at university, with a different girlfriend with whom I wasn’t feeling great, different house, with different friends, and an utter different life! After four years almost everything changed! I even have a loyal cat now, always keeping me company when I take a shit.

Everything changed but one thing. I kept this blog, and I still put all of myself in it, or even more than just myself, I actually put something beyond myself! MY SHIT!

Anyways, Happy shitty birthday to me!

I’ll keep shitting now!

Thanks to my little expanding anus fandom believing in me and supporting. Cheers!

Monday, 23 October 2023 | 06:31 PM

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Just caught the bus bringing me home.

I’ve left the office relieved, re-lived, brought back to life as I took a huge shat.

Now I can’t stop wondering, DID I FLUSHED IT OFF?

I CAN’T FUCKING RECALL!!

My office is not as big as we can afford a cleaner every day, if I actually forgot, it will be my boss first seeing my leftovers…

Monday, 23 October 2023 |06:14 AM

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At lunch break, having that huge super-flavory-extra-spicy burger seemed a great idea! Especially because it was paid by the agency I’m working withz

It was indeed super, great, flavory and extra spicy, but it rapidly became discomfort at first, pain then, farts, which I mostly had to hold, or at least I tried to, and eventually, once my boss left, DIARRHOEAH!

Diarroeah, YEAH! Yes, yeah…

Pain.

I think I will go home now.

Proud of my blog

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What are you most proud of in your life?

Well, somehow weird to admit, but what O am most proud of is this shitty blog I’m running.

There’s never been anything I was more consistent on, writing a post every single timeI take a shit. It may not seem that great, but I feel like I am relieved of a huge burden every day.

Lol