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Monday, 19 February 2024 | 01:44 PM

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Again. Again again again SHIT. This time at the office. And it’s lame limy.

Annoying and painful. Sort of regretful. Why pizza for dinner WHYY!?

Btw, luckily today I’m all alone at the office

Monday, 19 February 2024 | 07:20 AM

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This morning I woke up way too early, my alarm was set for 6:30AM, but I woke up at 3AM. Undigested pizza gave me insomnia.

I tried and tried to push and get rid of what was burning inside me, but it wasn’t ready yet, so I simply waited. And here I am! Let’s start the week with a great 3-hour slumber BUT now it can really start!

Constipation turns diarrhoea in just three hours. NICE!

The (not so) perfect way to start my working week

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You know, it’s Monday, as such, I start my working week, like many others.

Just like many others, as soon as I sit on my desk, I just wish it’s already Friday. It is not.

What could worse than a standard blue Monday? this

It’s Sunday night, and have a beer with friends. Cool. We’re hungry and we take a pizza. Still cool. I get home and I go to sleep ASAP, it’s just 11PM. Coolest moment ever.

Nice, ain’t it?

It’s 2 AM, I wake up thirsty as fuck, sweating and heating. Not so cool anymore. I go have a wee, and go back to sleep. Right. I wake up again, it’s 3AM, feels like just 5 minutes has passed, still thirsty, still my bowels are swell as fuck.

This time I try and sleep again, but I can’t.

I decide to go to the loo, let’s try some poo.

Nope. I’ve been sitting in for like a hour, with no results, that fucking pizza killed me, and you know? It’s still, already, fucking Monday early Morning!

What could go worse?

Uh, constipation is here, no shit at all has been deployed. I am still fucking here, can’t sleep, and my alarm is set to be drilling in 2 hours.

End of the story. (Hopingly)

Thursday, 15 February 2024 | 03:30 PM

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It’s happening something odd, these last few days.

I keep needing a shit right after lunch…. well well. I guess it’s not that bad, I mean, it means I work, right? My biology is totally fine!

Yeah sure…. I only hope nobody enters this bathroom for a while now…

Thursday, 15 February 2024 | 08:27 AM

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I slept very poorly, and I can’t understand if it’s because that kebab roll I ate for dinner, or just because my mind plays with me, but now I just know that I am floating with my head, and this shit session feels like a dream.

A dream with concrete leftovers…