Wednesday, 25 December 2019 | 12:14 PM

Wednesday, 25 December 2019 | 12:14 PM

Shit! I lost my streak again! Must be due to the fact I had nothing to expel…

I kinda stop eating two days before Christmas in order to prepare myself to the great holiday feast.

Yesterday was just Day1 of this devastating tradition. I devoured an entire crab, and I ate it’s shell too!

You know I did it so I could strengthen my powers… I am an avenger now!!

Just try and guess my super power.

Oh, by the way… I almost forgot. HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

Monday, 23 December 2019 | 03:17 PM

Monday, 23 December 2019 | 03:17 PM

I’m in my bed trying to get a little power nap. Obviously I could not fucking sleep, had to deal with insomnia. Why did I drink that capuccino in the morning? I never learn, do I?

In the meanwhile something was ripening inside me. I was on the edge of getting asleep when the smell of a great flatulence reached my nose. TIME FOR A POWER SHAT!

Sunday, 22 December 2019 | 10:50 AM

Sunday, 22 December 2019 | 10:50 AM

Back again on distress!
Everytime I struggle, in pain, having a shit I try to share it with people.

It is impossible to make them understand how bad I feel. Horrible contraptions rise from my bowels, I freeze. Every contraption lasts between 30secs and 2mins. Some minutes pass and a new contraption comes. IT IS BAD!

I know, in some ways it resembles a childbirth. In the end it is indeed one.

But the baby smells terribly.

Friday, 20 December 2019 | 07:47 AM

Friday, 20 December 2019 | 07:47 AM

Nihil sub sole novum (nothing new under the sun) states the Bible (Ecclesiastes 1:9).

Now, I do not consider myself as a religious person. I am indeed an atheist. Though the Bible is full of references; here it phrases that ever since Earth was created, everything happening on it, is nothing new.

There have been the same old shit taking place in loop for ages!

Just like that We keep shitting every single day. We are doomed to do this for the rest of mankind.

There is nothing anyone could do about it.

Thursday, 19 December 2019 |12:41 AM

Thursday, 19 December 2019 |12:41 AM

Ever since I started this whole shitty thing I gave me just one rule: publish a post every time I take a poo. I think it is clear.

Besides that I can’t publish posts if I don’t take a poo. It is a stupid rule, I know

I am a bit sick, so I have been eating just veggies soups for couple of days. This diet resulted in having nothing to shit whatsoever, not a single drop.

Here’s how I lost my 55-day streak. I am so sad.

Anyway, since I just shat what I did not in the past few days I broke my length record!!

I haven’t developed a consistent way of measurement yet, but I am sure this huge log was 5-inche long at least!

That was painful!

Monday, 16 December 2019 | 06:54 AM

Monday, 16 December 2019 | 06:54 AM

Fuck me!

Fuck me! I need to sleep, body!

Yesterday I had one of the best dinner ever. A friend of mine is a fisherman, so he and his girlfriend basically take some fish every weekend, they eat all the big ones right away, saving the little ones for a grater future.

This great future came yesterday, and was delicious! Fish had this precious rich flavour one could not tell in words, you should have taste it!

Everything was perfect, though I cannot eat that much in the evening, I simply can’t afford it! Even if everything was totally free my belly just couldn’t bear everything.

Therefore I slept just 4 hours, and my stomach is still pretty full.

I hate this.

Saturday, 14 December 2019 | 07:12 PM

Saturday, 14 December 2019 | 07:12 PM

You know I don’t like defining my diet in tags. I am not a vegetarian, I am not a carnivore either. Obviously I am not vegan. I like everything. I care about planet sustainability, yet I eat at fast foods (like one a year). My diet is healthy, varied, too salty some days, too much alcohol some other times.

I just eat what I feel like eating.

Today I had lunch with a mixed grill composed by every meat types. That was simply great.

And now let’s just clear my bowels out!

Friday, 13 December 2019 | 08:47 AM

Friday, 13 December 2019 | 08:47 AM

And here comes the reprise!!

Oh boy! You know haruspex? In Ancient Rome they used to practice divination, they were able to read omens typically from dead animal corpses. Nowadays some cultures (Turkey, Greece) reads future (or pretend to do so) from empty coffee cups.

Well, I just saw the letters C I C written in cripple thin tirds. What would that mean?

I just know it smells right like a dead body in here!

Cfr. Haruspex wiki