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First thing in the morning

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What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like?

Lol. First hour?

Let’s say it takes me thirty minutes to have my milk and cereal for breakfast, then I jump to the bathroom and I take as much as thirty minutes taking a shit. It’s not that I spend 30 minutes expelling turds, but it still takes me a lot of time to develop it!

Saturday, 30 March 2024 | 07:28 AM

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It’s early in the morning, it’s Saturday, and I am already on the toilet crafting some shit.

There’s a news though!

Today’s the very first day my girlfriend joins the loo while I’m taking a poo!

So lovely! You know, we’re both late, and none of us could stand waiting outside!

Gotta admit, my bowels is not entirely ready for this, they’re still a bit shy…

Friday, 29 March 2024 | 06:41 PM

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I’m on a business trip, we’re building the stage for a concert, all of us has their own apartment, but only my boss’ is the closest to the venue. I’ve got his keys, and desperately need a sheet from this morning.

There’s not much else to say… just do the math

Thursday, 28 March 2024 | 07:42 AM

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Ok this is the day.

Like yesterday, and the day before, and tomorrow, I hope…

I take a shit!

Self-accomplishment day is every day!

A fair amount of poop in the morning eases life, gives you self-confidence, reliability and a spread anus!

Monday, 25 March 2024 | 07:54 AM

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What about it this morning…

I ate a lot of chili for dinner, I was freaking hungry, but I also was very tired, and I went to sleep early.

Nothing special, just a massive pile of crap disgtinguishly stinky

Sunday, 24 March 2024 | 10:10 PM

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Btw, I forgot to report one peculiar shit I had today…

I was just warming up, bouldering outdoor with friends, when sciatica shot me.

What does back-pain have to deal with shit?

Well I kept bouldering, and the urge for a shit grew and grew.

Well well, on the road back home we had to pull off for me to take a shit, I headed to the closest bush and squat.

Not so easy though, the pain was radiating form my back to every part of my body, and in distress, utter pain, I shot some loose shit.

Luckily I had some fresh cleaners with me!

Sunday, 24 March 2024 | 10:09 AM

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Late shit on Sunday morning.

This, I dare to say, feels like an achievement for me, because normally on Sundays I oversleep, wake up way too relaxed, and I end up constipated 🙁

Birds chirping in distance, sun shining through the window, and a big turd splashing in the pool. This sounds like a great day!