One good thing about autumn is that it’s plenty of fallen leaves… these fallen leaves come really handy when I need to cover my diarrhoea left in the middle of the woods.

Yeah, fresh diarrhoea, just some minutes before arriving at the starting spot of our trek.

The downside of autumn, though, it’s the freezing breeze on my cheeks while plopping.

The hike can now begin!

Later than sooner, here it is, the first turd of the day!

I am pretty much disappointed. I am utterly constipated.

I hate it when the weekend starts like this… :/

Shit was not fast enough.

Still, fast enough..

Ir freaking stinks!

Uh oh, now that’s the poop that was hiding inside me…

Now gone. But it was dangerous… luckily I gelt it wasn’t just a fart…

Doesn’t matter if I exercise more, every fucking time I have pizza for dinner, I am constipated in the morning.

Fuck!

I mean, it is obvious I need a shit, look at my belly!

Shit…

I’ll stay for a while sitting here on my toilet, let’s see if anything moves at all

Seems like my body absorbed everything I ate yesterday…

Probably it is also because I donated blood yesterday…

Wait a minute… a turd just got out… right while I was writing… weird… my bowels was feeling afraid uh?

This morning, shit was spiked and a little painful at first, then my anus spread and everything went smoothly.

Love it

A little poop came eventually.

The day had already started, but this gives me a boost

No shit at all today!

🥺

Idk what to say. I’m just still drunk. My head is a mess, my body too.

My shit is a masterpiece.

Uhm, I think there’s a lot more inside, but it looks like I will have to wait…

Now that I started again running in the morning, my bowels movements have improved, a lot of farts in the middle of the workout, and my shit gets out pretty easily!

💪🏼