Just utter constipation

Yesterday I had a sushi burrito for lunch, plenty of sauces, spicy, with fried prawns, for dinner I had a hamburger, yeah, and I had nightmares all night long.

Some people could consume this kind of food every day at every time, but my body can’t.

Yeah.

Now I’m on the toilet, constipated.

Cross 😡

Freaking drowsy today, I guess it’s a Monday…

Even if I had some shit done, it seems like I didn’t make enough

Taking a shit is relieving. Especially when you had two gin drinks the night before.

Might choice, taking a shit☝️

On the toilet. Something like 7-8 turds underneath my arse. They’re 1-inch long.

I don’t feel satisfied

Tell me bowels, why am I taking so much shit this morning?

Couldn’t you make more yesterday? So I don’r have to stay half an hour sitting on the toilet this morning?

Duh

Difficult shit this morning. Also because it is not morning time anymore…

I don’t know what to say, I am shocked!

Only half an inch of a turd!

Fuck!

I’m ruined!

How can I survive the day?

Can’t think, gotta take as much shit as I can.

Not much shit.

I am starting to think I will be taking shit during the day then…

Or maybe only some farts… even worse…

Little turd, ignore it, it’s not the shit you were waiting for 🙁