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Sunday, 24 March 2024 | 10:10 PM

Btw, I forgot to report one peculiar shit I had today…

I was just warming up, bouldering outdoor with friends, when sciatica shot me.

What does back-pain have to deal with shit?

Well I kept bouldering, and the urge for a shit grew and grew.

Well well, on the road back home we had to pull off for me to take a shit, I headed to the closest bush and squat.

Not so easy though, the pain was radiating form my back to every part of my body, and in distress, utter pain, I shot some loose shit.

Luckily I had some fresh cleaners with me!

Sunday, 24 March 2024 | 10:09 AM

Late shit on Sunday morning.

This, I dare to say, feels like an achievement for me, because normally on Sundays I oversleep, wake up way too relaxed, and I end up constipated 🙁

Birds chirping in distance, sun shining through the window, and a big turd splashing in the pool. This sounds like a great day!

Wednesday, 20 March 2024 | 08:42 AM

You know, when you drink beer and the day after you’re all cluttered, well, I’ve decided to have dinner with milk and cereal after my two pints, I thought it might protect and stabilise my tummy.

Hell yeah, it worked! I slept fairly nice, and I have no stomach aching!

Although, once on the toilet, as I am now writing from…. the real pain came…

Luckily it ended rapidly, let me just flush off all of this rubbish!

Monday, 18 March 2024 | 08:27 AM

I hate it when I spend the whole night farting, real bad stuff, then in the morning there’s nothing left to shit.

Whatthefuck!? I mean, it’s right there! It’a self-clear!

Saturday, 16 March 2024 | 08:28 AM

To take a shit the day after a pizza, is getting mire and more difficult.

You know, at first I feel constipated, even farts find their way out hardly, then some loose shit gets on, but very slowly, then stop, I’m not able to continue…

All the day goes along with farts and my stomach hurting, but at one point, farts frequency increases dramatically, and I find myself sitting on my toilet, for the final movement.

Thus it has an end.

Thursday, 14 March 2024 | 08:21 AM

I had to do a lot of house chores this morning, dishes, fold the dry robes, laundry, clean cat’s litter, everything before having a relaxed shit!

As soon as I sat, I got devoured by my toilet, shat all at once.