last   poops

Friday, 1 November 2024 | 9:41 AM

Long turd.

Yesterday I gave a party and my first worry was not to be able to shit in the morning. You know alcohol constipation. Instead, something came…

Thing now is I slept just 4 hours, awakened by my kitten biting my arm.

Woke up, went sitting on the sofa not to bother my gf and let her sleep… my bowels made a fart, and my kitten Fart startled.

It was pretty funny

Tuesday, 29 October 2024 | 7:51 AM

Seemed impossible at first, but I patiently waited for it to happen, and now I can proudly admire the swoosh-shaped turd my arse has just crafted!

Felt constipated initially, then I freed myself!

Just do it!

Saturday, 26 October 2024 | 01:33 AM

My girlfriend is out, my dad too, so I’ve just arrived at my mom’s to have lunch with her..

I’ve arrived less than 3 minutes ago and I’m already sitting on the toilet, taking a shit…

Uhh… how lovely… vibes from my childhood..