The thing about shit is, you’ll never know what kind you’re going to get.

Sometimes it’s hard and dry, sometimes it can be soft and creamy, sometimes smelly, sometimes less…

There can even be times when none get out!

Therefore, such a good surprise, makes you start the day with purpose and joy.

Today it was soft btw!

A ton of shit

I should be writing more about it, but I am not able to do it at the moment.

Finally taking a shit after a 3-hour car trip to home, 3-hour slumber, 3-hour clubbling, 9-hour job

I am out for a business trip, will be here for just a few days, but you know what it’s like these days, eating just junk food, no veggy, no fruit…stressful days…

I am constipated

Yeah, some more shit. Gross and painful.

Beer.

Just finished tidying up after a dinner party with friends. My gf is on a trip to China and she’ll be back only on the weekend.

Btw, my alarm is set in five hours, and I gotta get to sleep…

BUT I needed just one last thing here…

A little shit.

What can I say? Sometimes beer really makes things better.

I had one bottle of beer, just one, for dinner, this morning I was able to make some shit, easily, as simple as it should be. And it was.

Nice.

Thing is now, the farts imma need to hide during the day…

No shit today:(

It happened so fast.

I didn’t even have the time for sitting on the toilet that my arsehole was spread already, extruding turds.

Nice morning. I feel it!

Can’t really understand why, but I’m having diarrhoea right now

It is also a little painful

No shit to shit. Had no dinner yesterday 🙁

Luckily I’m home for an online course. I am cursed.

I am following it from my toilet. Yeah, shitting shit…