After an utter constipated day, my bowels finally decide it’s time to shit. I feel it’s not finished though, much else to go.

Let’s push and wait…

Yesterday there was a double party, two of my friends had their birthdays. They took a lot of pizzas as snack/dinner. Thing is it was my FAVOURITE PIZZA EVER!

I couldn’t help but eating three of them…
Now the risult is I an constipated.
I am sitting on the toilet, but nothing is happening, nothing is moving. I feel myself stuffed, but I can’t free the burden.

Help me! Help me! Otherwise I am going to explode!

I almost finished preparing myself, I was about to dress myself up and go to work, BUT, my BUTT was a BIT against it.

I am back on the toilet. A lot of shit was left to do. And yeah, I foresaw it, but this doesn’t make it milder :/

It hurts

I’m not used to eat at fast foods anymore, and even have a drink afterwards.

Yesterday, I went out with a friend of mine and I did everything of that. Now I am making just a part of shit. Some kind of diarrhoea is coming

Eventually, the second wave actually came.

My job is done here!

Let’s be cautious on this, it is not sure to be taking another pile of shit, a fair amount is already laying down the toilet, but I feel there’s more.

It could come easy, or it could not, hence defining a difficult day at the office for my bowels. But let’s see… time brings answers

Thing is I’d like to analyse my shit every day, I am really curious on when kind of microscopical stuff is there inside.

Today for example, there must be traces of those tarts I copiously ate yesterday at that political reception

I was freaking waiting for this amount of shit!

I just wish it came early, perhaps in the early morning, so I could have gone back to sleep…

Nah, it came just now, I am at my parents for a family lunch. There ain’t nothing like the toilet I grew up on… so much memories… so good…

Tryna having a shit in the morning. I had some spicy and delicious Korean dish for dinner, and I slept poorly. My body doesn’t work like all the other. On the weekend I just can’t recover my sleep, it is the moment when I damage it.

And my bowels too!

When I was approaching the bed last night, I noticed I didn’t have any shit at all for two days. I felt my bowels bloating, and I wasn’t feeling well.

I thought I would have slept poorly, but instead I slept for quite a while. Well, sure enough, after this restoring slumber I am now on my toilet, doing the very most important job of my life: having a shit

Fuck, I’ve been sitting on the toilet for a long time now, but I ain’t been able to take any shit :/

I am frankly disappointed