Taking a shit today was nice and easy…

Sure…

Well it was! At least for the part I was able to make this morning… but I think I will be called back at noon …

I was just having a normal wee… when I felt something bigger.

BOOM. And it’s out!

Keep taking a shit every day, you won’t regret it!

You’ll be late some times, but at least your bowels will trust you!

Yeah, they feel trust in their guts.

Ok, my shit is done here, I can stop writing trifles

As you know, it is not easy to take a shit during the summer for me… it is even more difficult when I’m finally getting into it, and my girlfriend pounds at the door, because she urges it…

Man, I needed rest!

Gotta finish sooner now… I’m going to burden myself for the rest of the day!!

Welcome to the beginning of the vacation season, where I can already feel the summer vacation coming and I already feel relaxed and calm…

You know what else feels calm? My bowels.

Yeah, so calm I can’t even shit freely, constipation is daily basis, and pushing and pulling becomes a must.

Fuck.

Btw, in the end I can get rid of some poop, sure… But why can’t my body just work normally?

Now some shit has been deployed.

Does it only happen to me? I find more difficulties to shit during the summer 🥲

Am constipated this morning… Yesterday I had Indian lunch and Chinese dinner… how much veggie was there?

NONE

More than a feeling… more than a shiiit!

This is my song.

The song of my arsehole. Oh shit. That Indian dinner was spicier than expected

Well, did I say my shit wasn’t spicy this morning?

Shoulda waited till noon.

Yeah. My office is doomed!

Oversleeping is not that bad, especially when you spend one hour awake in the middle of the night, burning alive for the heat.a

I ate a spicy Indian dish for dinner… but you know, my shit was not that sharp this morning…

Hard, yeah, it was just hard

Having a little trouble taking a shit today