the Shy Tird

I am at a conference where I’m supposed to work at, but I have diarrhoea, so instead, I am in the toilet, trying not to make any noise…

But it’s very difficult 🙀

As a Friday night, I drank, different stuff, all right.

It is curious, how on a Saturday morning that different stuff becomes one single matter.

A pretty long one

There’s still shit inside me. Cmon!

Ok, I’ll leave it in the toilet.

In the meanwhile a little ginger infusion will help my tummy

Back home, my bowels definitely woke up!

Here’s the stinky poo I was waiting for!

Yesterday I drank many red wines, I mixed flavours. I also ate a lot! Now the result is I’ve been awake for one hour an half now, but I feel like shitting like a calf.

The problem is my bowels are not yet ready. FUCK. I can’t get out like this, I’m a bomb ready to explode!

Here it is. Outburst. All at once.

Ok I have no time at all to have a shit this morning. Let’s see when will it come!

There’s some more shit on the go.

Pretty plain and easy, it’s loose, and probably very happy to be expelled. If only I could look in its mind, I’d know its feeling and treat it even better! Id only shit had emotions! If obly shit had some brain!

Nah, Better like this!

Ahhh, all right, back to my habits, woke up at seven in the morning, my body is ready for the deepest dump it does. Taking a reckless crap.

This is healthy!

Just got back home, I can finally free myself.

Liberating. Freaking liberating.

Oh right, here’s the forgotten shit!

Right before leaving the office

I feel it, there’s a lot of shit idling inside me, and I already left to the office

Fuck.

I FEEEEL ITT!!

I don’t know why, but it’s a little difficult to have a shit this morning.

Weird… I am eating enough fruit and veggies…

Well, let’s just wait!

Feeling a little dizzy at the moment, but a little shitty helps recovery.

Night out at my girlfriend’s, had no time for a quick drop, we were on a rush.

Now back home. triple shot! VERY NICE INDEED

Laziest Sunday I’ve had in months.

This means I had late breakfast, late lunch, late everything. And now my bowels are simply out of order. Skipping the routine is WROONG

Nevertheless, a little pushy help, helps!

November is passing by, and I am starting wondering whether I’m going to have a big shit for Christmas Eve or I’m not.

Cos by now my crap is not that few, it grew in amount, you know, after my trip, always eating…

Dunno, let’s see if my bowels will hand me w gift this year!

In the end I got back home to have my quiet shit session.

ACTION!

I’m late, so today I could only have a shower only if I take a brisk shit. I guess it’s not happening though…

All right, no shit? First a shower. After all I can have a shit almost everywhere but that’s not the same for a shower!

My bowels can wait!

New job, first day. How can I not inaugurate this great day with a loose shit in this toilet?

Very rapid shit, coz I’m late!

But I can’t be leaving home without doing so

There’s been a lot going on inside my belly this evening. I waited and waited for something to get expelled, but in the end I had to do something. Indeed. I made some abs exercises, and something actually happened. A lot of farts opened the way to the big stuff.

Now everything is down the toilet

My morning shit was so frustrating I even forgot to tell anything about it.

It started at 6:40ish, to end at 7:20. Some few-inch-turds and then pause, not even a fart could get out, then some turds, pause again.

Yeah. Stupid!

Uh! Third time shitting!

Normal, if you drink beer…

Yeah, here comes the second go of the day. I know it! There must have been some more coming!

Finally back home. Home’s toilet is always the best, there’s nothing anybody could ever tell me, I won’t change my idea.

Indeed, a sure good shit here! And there’s more to come, I feel it!

I was soooo tired I slept three more hours after the alarm, and I’d still want to sleep more, but anyways, I now have more energy to take a better shit!

The first thing I do in the morning, once got back home, is obviously taking a shit. No matter what.

What shit? Shit? What? Shit? Yeah.

Sturdy

Layover at the airport. Best place to visit: the toilets.

Best souvenir to leave? Some shit.

Loose shit.

Brand new day, last day of my trip. My body piled so much stress, even my bowels has had enough!

I’m plenty of farts, smelly reeky shit, results of an unhealthy life I’ve been having for 18 days now! But fine! At least I an expelling it!

It would have been worst if I were constipated!!