Friday, 3 February 2023 | 08:05 AM

Well, yesterday I had pasta for dinner, it was delicious, so I ate two plates. As I already know – but I’ll never accept – I am gluten intolerant. This means my bowels react quite badly to these kind of food.

I accept the fact my shit will be shit the day next. It’s fine!

It’s all about enjoying life with pleasure, that ‘yolo’ thing is right after all. Will I die of pain? I hope not. Will I suffer from chronic disease? All right, if and when the time will come, I’ll see.

Until then I’ll keep on eating even those food making me feel bad. Sure, not every day! I am balancing it with a good diet, a lot of sport, and most of all serenity, that’s key!

I just need to remember to eat some more fruit, that’s all!

Thursday, 2 February 2023 | 08:40 AM

I spent the night wonderfully, and I didn’t expect that. I ate at an Indian restaurant and drank a couple of beers, I really thought it would have affected me badly.

Until now…

I feel every bit of spicy I ate yesterday. I feel my anus burning, and my bowels getting hasty at getting rid of it as fast as it can.

I feel a little distressed, but I reckon it’s pretty normal.

You know what else is pretty? Sure enough not the insides of my toilet!!

Friday, 27 January 2023 | 12:17 PM

Practically waiting for this to happen.

Was working all day at my laptop from home. When this morning I had to have a shit, I realised there were more to come. I was sure! But nothing would get out in that moment. i just needed to be patient.

Yes indeed. Some loose shit was hanging fire until this freaking moment. There was a sudden point when I simply had to pop up from my ergonomic stool and run for my life.

Now, what else? Nothing, some black coffee maybe… nope. Already enough with dark brown liquids…