Life’s a funny thing. Some weeks my bowels lock the doors for days.
Others, like today, Pizza last night, and the days before that weren’t exactly clean living either. So obviously I’ve spent the whole day on the loo.
A relatively normal one this morning. A little one two hours later. Then a nap, an ice cream to wake me up, and here we are again — not huge, not small….
But surely it made “BOOM!”
