Just emitted a literal groundbreaking long fart (4.6 seconds) while pushing it hard for a wild poop.
Many people drink beer. Some get tipsy after four. I am one of those. Most of them are perfectly fine the day after, me? I get wrecked.
My stomach hates me for the whole next day, my bowels shoots me with the worst armoury. my head hurts so much.
I didn’t even get drunk. Shit!
My cat woke me up after no more than 4 hours since I came home. Sun is growing, my bowels keep punishing me.
It’s the hell.
