Friday, 17 February 2023 | 08:40 AM

Even if I discharged before breakfast, there were just a few bits. I had a lot more coming.

So now I am at my toilet, cramping. It hurts.

How come we are the most advanced animal there is in the planet, and I still suffer while taking a poo, just because I ate some bread?

Frustrating…. but I guess that’s part of the evolution. My kind will get extinct if we keep sustaining on bread. The rest will thrive.

Sunday, 12 February 2023 | 04:59 PM

Sunday is rebel day for my bowels. Probably they expect me to idle at home for the whole day, so they retain from exploiting in the morning, and they make it happen in the evening.

Yeah, great idea! The thing is, I am not idling at home all day! I was at the beach, and I even had a bath, it was so cool. But I was burdened.

Finally, now I am home, and I am relieved.

Saturday, 11 February 2023 | 08:33 AM

Fucking hell!!

I woke myself quite too early, I had a huge dinner yesterday, and I simply needed to expel my burden. Nevertheless, I’ve decided to have breakfast, set my bed and do stuff in my room, so I can finally have a great shit not thinking ti anything else…

Right when I was about to enter the bathroom, I saw my flatmate entering before me. OH SHIT!

I kept waiting, but I noticed even the kitchen’s door was closed. I was feeling cramps in my anus, and I didn’t feel like entering the kitchen to have any kind of social moment. But what if… my flatmate is in the kitchen, he cannot be in the bathroom as well!!

Oh great, the bathroom was free all the time!

I jumped inside, sat on my white throne, and WOOOSH. Fuck. Yeah. Liberating.

I am still here though, there is much to expel in here!

Sunday, 5 February 2023 | 05:35 PM

Finally got home after a day spent climbing.

I had a lot of fun, I say ‘finally’ just because I was really looking forward to cleaning myself.

In the morning I had to take a shit in the wild. Fine. After that I felt a little relieved, I was usure about the future…

After some rice eaten for lunch, I felt it. What did not present itself before. Some serious loose shit. And I say serious because it was one of those moment you wish to be at home, in your own toilet.

There was no toilet. And I was crouched, trying to balance my muscles in order not to get sprayed by my reeky arsehole. Yes. Sprayed was the right word.

And that’s it

The best part was piling the second session’s product on top of the first one. A big pile of poop.

How cool…

I have some clear issue.

Saturday, 4 February 2023 | 07:21 AM

Woke up abruptly for a urge of peeing. Thing is my girlfriend was in the bathroom already, then I had to wait. I kept waiting and waiting and waiting, and my urge became even stronger. Oh crap! Literally! Shit was suddenly added to the menu. Now I am tangling, crouched, waiting for her to free the bathroom, so I can free myself!

Finally, FINALLY! She got out, she wanted a hug, but I couldn’t. I had no energy left, I just ran for the loo, ran for life.

What once was life, now is pure death, idling down the toilet, seething.

I feel much better now. I wash myself, so I can hug my love now!