last  poops
Wednesday, 5 March 2025 | 8:03 AM
‘I wish I was special, so fuckig special!
But I’m a creep’
I heard my shit singing it this morning
Tuesday, 4 March 2025 | 7:54 AM
After I spent last week taking a shit almost everywhere at any time, my bowels seem to got better.
This reminded me of when I really used to feel unwell.
There was that time when I had a school test, I had so much anxiety I couldn’t even concentrate.
I spent the first twenty minutes just coping with my urge to take farts, which rapidly escalated in urge for a shit!
‘Professor, I need to really go to the toilet!’ She was the one I feared the most.
Sure, just go!
Fuuck, how liberating that moment was!
Frantically discharging at fastest, then got back to my class.
I think I received some 7/10 or something.
Not even that bad!
Monday, 3 March 2025 | 8:01 AM
Just a dull shit this morning.
Probably, yesterday I’ve had too much
Sunday, 2 March 2025 | 3:13 PM
At restaurant with my parents
At the restaurant’s toilet all alone.
Taking a fair amount of shit.
Feeling unwell.
Gross diarrhoea
Sunday, 2 March 2025 | 10:31 AM
Yeah, it’s a pretty rough day for my bowels and my arsehole.
I’m back on the toilet!
Everything is so smoooth! But it feels like I’m still plenty of it!
C’mon! Get rod of all this mess!
Sunday, 2 March 2025 | 9:30 AM
My bowels hurts, it’s not proper pain, it’s discomfort.
My arsehole is swollen, just had some shit, but not even much.
Don’t feel very well, to be fair
Sunday, 2 March 2025 | 7:19 AM
Woke up. Had some shit.
Breakfast
Saturday, 1 March 2025 | 10:18 AM
Just arrived at my friend’s.
Some loose shit deployed.
He’s happy – my friend – because I feel better 😀
Saturday, 1 March 2025 | 8:21 AM
Must have taken too much shit yesterday. There was nothing to expel this morning…
Almost nothing. Just a little nugget .
My arsehole is very irritated. Think I’ve got haemorrhoids coming… :/
Friday, 28 February 2025 | 3:54 PM
DIARRHOEA!
Luckily, this time, am home
Friday, 28 February 2025 | 10:08 AM
MOOOOORE SHIIIIIIIIT!
Am at the building site I’m managing. Today is busy, many workers here.
Should be supervising them BUT…
BUTT!
Much shit from my arsehole
Hope no shit happens in the meanwhile…
Friday, 28 February 2025 | 7:08 AM
Oh by the way, I’m back on the toilet. Got breakfast and wide awake now, and I’m ready to discharge whatever’s left of the pizza I ate for dinner.
Friday, 28 February 2025 | 6:25 AM
Got up, got straight to the toilet. My cat too.
He’s been suffering severe diarrhoea for months, ever since we got him, and since he’s long furred, we need to cleanse his paws every shit he takes. Because, you know, he’s standing right there, and his diarrhoea puddles his feet.
This time I couldn’t catch him right after his crap, because I was taking a shit too!
It’s chaos.
He jumped to the bed and spread his dirt all over.
Fuck.
Once I wiped myself everything already happened.
There was nothing I could possibly do anymore.
We’re really looking forward for his recovery. He’s bleeding from his arsehole as well :/
Thursday, 27 February 2025 | 8:08 AM
At first, I felt like I desperately needed a shit.
Urged my girlfriend to get out.
Finally sat there, on my throne.
Shit done. It took something that felt like 2 seconds. It didn’t even felt satisfying, or maybe I was just distracted..
Well, I sat there for ten more minutes but nothing came out.
In the end I stared at the bottom of the toilet and there it was… okay, I definitely was distracted!!
Ooops.
Let me just leave… it’s late!
Wednesday, 26 February 2025 | 10:05 AM
More shit.
Feeling less and less well..
Diarrhoea is the worst thing that can happen in a day plenty of appointments.
You know, you can’t even tell people you’re unwell… a cold would be better! Anything would be better