It is way too early to be awake already. Here’s what’s happened.

There’s this friend of mine who raps, he’s been telling me he does ever since I knew him. Whole these years I never happened to have listened to him. Yesterday he made kind of a debut with his crossover band, Thursday is not exactly the best day for a gig but I simply couldn’t miss his show.

So I went to the gym, I got out and I had a kebab, I got to the party and a friend of mine handed me a zoot, cool. Yes, it was a bit cool. I was freezing my arse off, I wasn’t prepared for such a strong wind. BTW, while smoking I felt my belly hurting, ‘oh shit, it’s coming!’. I successfully tried to make it pass. Then I kept drinking my three beers.

It was all very nice. There was even a mosh-pit, which I sling myself into every time possible. I slept bitterly, waking up every two hours for a wee, then at 5 o’clock my belly couldn’t procrastinate over, and here I am, painfully piling crap inside my toilet.

Painfully. It hurts. Everybody’s sleeping still, I can’t thrash things around me, not even yell in pain. It does have to stay inside me, pain at least! Shit is very much outside. Very much indeed, it’s so abundant it loaded my toilet above the water.

That said, Let the weekend begin!

I’ve got to say what’s just happened doesn’t happen very often. It never occurred before to me indeed.

I was about to leave the office when I realised I might have needed a shit, so I sat on the toilet. I stretched for a while, but nothing seemed to get out apart from some random air. Well, after ten minutes I bailed.

What was utter surprise it’s the little turd I saw floating mid-water once I turned around to flush it.

It made my day

Yesterday I had pizza for dinner, and I am the kind of person who orders it once a month. I thought I would have had a good solid Tird for shitting this morning, but it didn’t happen 🙁

Only a few droplets, such a shame!

Even if I spent 40 minutes trying, no turd got out.

Not even a shy one 🙁

In the morning pooping often does not come easily, nevertheless I don’t haste, I grab my hammer and I build this shit BRICK BY BRICK!

Gotta admit I thought I had more to shit today.. yesterday I took it for relaxing, the most relaxed one was my digestive system, I barely ate. I did no poop. I rested

Now it kinda feels something has piled up inside me..

Since I emptied myself less than 4 hours ago, I don’t have anything to do here, sitting on the toil- OH WAIT! Here’s a little thing.

A crazy little thing called tird

My belly hurts, btw…

Fucking back home.

Crap from my arse becomes PAIN.

Cannot describe it better.

Okay, long story short, I’ve just left a party in the middle of nowhere. I spent the whole week abstaining from alcohol. Tomorrow I’ve got to work pretty early.

I have just left the place. I mean, I drove for like 100 meters, then I had to pull over, DIARRHOEA coming.

Now I am writing, my cheeks spread right next to an olive tree (I mean, I feel its leaves caressing my butt), shit getting out. My bowels hurt.

Everything seems sooo ordinary..

Gotta share this, I spent the day learning how to print in 3D with earth. Aka mud.

Aka it looks like you basically print with shit. I mean, there’s this brownish stuff being extruded. It’s dirt. It fucking shit!

Fun day.

There’s nothing else I did apart from open my eyes and sitting on the toilet this morning. Normally it doesn’t work. I mean, nothing works, my body don’t. Nevertheless I am shitting with no troubles.

Yeah, I know, this post doesn’t tell much. But think about it, it’s one kind of a goal to reach!

Just a little nugget at work, my boss invited me an ice cream, you know…

There are basically two kind of people, those who have a shit-routine, and those who have not.

I am both. I take a shit every day at around 7:30AM. Whenever I feel like I need it, I do that.

It’s not 7:40 in the morning right now, ain’t it? Still pretty smelly though! 🤢

I produced a good amount of shit already, and yet I fee like it is just the tip of the iceberg…

I’m late though, I guess I’ll figure it out during the day! 😖

Ok, get up, c’mon!

My session lasted quite longer than usual, now my arse is toilet-shaped