So, basically the urge my body feels woke me up. It tried to make me aware of this at 5:10 AM, but it was clearly too early and I assumed it was just some shivers caused by low temperature… Even though it was a little funny, I was sweating, how come I be freezing?

Then, some sixty minutes later, I find myself loosing stools out of my arsehole, still shuddering. Actually the more I expel, the less my body shakes.

Now I’m back to normal, my bowels is calm, me wide-awake, I go out for my morning run.

Now, this, this is why The Shy Tird exists, reports like this one will make the world a better place to live in.

I think I need something to shit, so I shit.

Not much, still shit!

A reluctant tird tries to get out. It presents its authorisation and I let it out.

At last. Some matter.

I guess yesterday I did too much so perhaps I won’t be shitting much today… so sad

Right, lunch is finished, now I need the toilet one last time for a good loosy shit, then I can go back home.

Fuuuuck, it smells horrible! Actually I can clearly smell some calamari here, even though I was eating ‘em just one hour ago!

Spectacular!

At restaurant. Some shit between starters and the first course.

Every lunch should be like this one.

I could then double-eat

Been waiting for a shit. Here it comes. It is… well. It is well.

I simply can’t describe the shit I just had. It is loose, and solid and hard-rock at the same time. Well,it is a bit much I must say!

Hope it won’t clog my WC

Too early to be awake on a Saturday morning. Clearly too early even for my bowels

All day spent out, working, surveying condos. Boring, annoying, exhausting, and now I take some time just for me and my guts, at my favourite room, my toilet.

Yet another morning shit. Is my body trying to keep up?

It is doing it all wrooooong

Could not sleep. Need a shit.

My slumber sucks. My arse yucks.

Eventually I freaking needed a shit. So I am doing it at my office, farting included. Idk what others are hearing right now. Shit. Shit is good though

Been waiting for this for the whole fucking day. WHY CAN’T MY BODY SHIT IN THE MORNING?!??

I wouldn’t have to suffer all day long! FUCK!

So stupid body! It is even dangerous to have a shit after so much time in need, my anus is in danger of collapsing!

Yet, very satisfying shit