last   poops

Thursday, 24 March 2022 | 03:11 AM

Anxiety mood, insomnia mood. Plus a fairly bumpy intestine tonight.

My airy bowels are filled with gas, it moves, I feel it, it floats, it fucking it encumbers every cell of my stupid belly.

Now I’m trying to have some shit out, but there’s nothing. I clearly have a stupid body

Wednesday, 23 March 2022 | 06:27 PM

So this morning I had a poor shit after my morning-workout. I was keen to know how much was still left inside me.

Well, some shit came late, I’m now expelling it.

I wonder if there’s more coming 🤔

Wednesday, 23 March 2022 | 07:29 AM

Back from the workout. Let’s talk about one thing.

I thought my body would benefit a lot from a morning workout. It is indeed so. Yet, I thought I’d have been able to shit as soon as I sit on the toilet right after my morning run.

Today was like this, not the same for Monday though. Let’s keep this updated for future reference.

Btw, consistency is utter common.

Tuesday, 22 March 2022 | 05:38 PM

Hi! I’m the Shy Tird and I’m having a shit at the office!

It smells not much, it is quite quiet. it is great!

I feel so lucky to have this shit!

Goodbye everyone!

Saturday, 19 March 2022 | 08:44 AM

Those two pints were deathly. Even if just after ten or so hours my body already incorporated all the drink’s bitterness, and it is now drumming out a concentrated-poisoning poop, that’s enough to kill half the population of Finland.

Why Finland? Just dunno. I just hate this shit.

Friday, 18 March 2022 | 06:12 PM

Definitely time to have a shit!

Luckily I felt the urge to liberate only a few minutes before leaving the office, otherwise it would have been a lot more difficult.

Btw now a huge rod made of faces is protruding above the level water of my toilet.

Nice one

Thursday, 17 March 2022 | 04:34 PM

I’m at the office and my body suddenly made me realise I had no shit today! 🥵

How did it happen?

Well, my bowels are trying to let something slip out, but I caught ‘em in the act. Only farts for now guys! Be patients and wait until we’re back home!