Yet another blow off. Finally home though.

And I mean home home. I mean Me and my gf have just moved in!

*FUUUUUUUUCK!*

There could not be a worst moment that that for having a new diarrhoea attack!

I have just arrived at a course for business with my bosses. I AM LITERALLY DYING NOW. Not sure whether I’m dying of embarrassment or loose shit.

What the FUUUCK!

Can’t come out of this toilet!!!

So now it’s nothing else than farts. i am completely EMPTY

Basically I spent the last hours vomiting while peeing from my arse.

After a very disturbed slumber I am here, with my headache, relieved, at least I am not crouching in pain. Btw I am still on the sofa, can’t move.

Now some liquid shit. Utter reek.

Never had such a persistent pain. Kinda new. I just want to die

BADBADNOTGOOD

Reprisal shitting. But the pain has never left.

A rug feels better than me right now

Fucking life!

Right, now that’s much more likely. I’m hunched by abdominal pain, but some very smelly liquid brown dump is coming out.

If this ever sews in a lake, it kills its whole ecosystem.

Very difficult to concentrate at work. Very easy for my body to feel weird. To feel pain.

Feeling pretty harsh right now. I feel crouched by an inside pain, making me unable to live.

I go to the toilet, but only a little turdy gets out, and I keep suffering 😖

No shit!

No shit?

No shit!

Farting around the supermarket

They small very bad and they follow me. RUUN!

After a long and awesome dinner, perhaps the most delicious ever, gotta stop by for a rapid call.

A call to arms

More and more. Reprisal acts are frequent during hangover days

Yuckiness 9/10

Looooooooose

But I win.

Reek set apart.