It’s made by just a few turds, but it’s a complete shit!

Pretty disappointing one tho!

It’s time for sone poop!

Today I naturally woke up at 5:40 AM, even if I tried to get back to sleep, I wasn’t able to do it.

From then on, I waited impatiently until I felt something calling me. Three hours later, yet it came! Here’s some shit!!

Nice and quiet

An unexpected shit just happened

Late shit. Today I’ve got nothing else to say about it.

I mean, really! Just a pretty normal shit!

Seems passed just a few hours since the last time I had last poo, but my body needs that already!

Which is… fine! Well, more than fine! Great!

It’s the best way to start the day, and since it’s monday, The best Way to start the whole week!

Starting the week in such a way means being happy, focused, plenty of energy!

A nice shit at somebody’s home, i’ve never been to

Loads of new people here

Where am I? Why am I here?

Well, let’s just take this shit! It’s a perfect way of ending this fabulous week!

There’s still something to create!

Some more fresh matter!

Even if yesterday I spent the day climbing outdoors with my friends, and then some pizza, followed by some beers, AND I WAS PRETTY MUCH TIRED, I ended up waking myself up at 06:15 AM.

Ok, fine! I always listen to my body!

This morning, it is telling me to lift myself from the cocoon of bedsheet I created during the night, and have a shit.

How did my body communicate that to me?

Simple! I was making farts. One after the other, they were shorter, the first one was 3-4 seconds, the second one was 1-2, and the last one was just a brisk sound. After that, only my toilet knows exactly what did it have to go through!

Well, my Sunday can now begin!

Another sunset morning, some would say it’s too early for a Saturday, some others say it’s the perfect time for a calm and relaxed poop.

My bowels support the second tide

To be honest, the poop session I prefer, are those like this one, when I’m home, busy, doing some stuff, and my body tells me to go to expel some turds. It’s so easy! It gives me pause from what I was doing, gaining in focus.

It’s some kind of magic!

So now I am finished, I wipe my arsehole, and I am ready to put my nose back where it was, my mind clearer. OP!

Today I feel a little melancholy, luckily, taking a poop, gives me happiness, the day will make the rest

I certainly wasn’t expecting this!

A piece of shit has just fallen from my behind!

Such a piece if shit! It hasn’t even told me!

Ha! Optimal result in a short time!

Let me explain that better! I went out for a premiere of a local movie, then I had some beers, and I ended up home at 3 in the morning. Now I am awake, with 4-hour sleep, and poop si getting out immediately, without any kind of struggle!

Love it! It makes me start the day in a wonderful way! Freedom, serenity, everything one needs to keep living!

What news! Some shit BEFORE smoking a spliff!

Cool!

This morning I am having some troubles taking a poo.

I went to sleep later than usual, de-activating the alarm, waking myself up two hours later than usual.

Seems like my body is hugely affected by this kind of negligence!

I wonder how people who totally have no routine do shit, I wouldn’t be living! Or maybe it’s just me who’s so sensitive!

Oh well! Let’s just celebrate for this little turd achievement!