last   poops

Wednesday, 24 August 2022 | 08:02 AM

Since I’ve been eating more than an alligator does, I am taking the hugest craps ever in my life.

I mean, I wake up heavy. Heavier than an elephant. I start farting and farting and farting… step by step fart by fart, some sort of abdominal pain worsen, and as the last fart approaches, I just need a shit. I almost made it on the floor while taking my pants off!

Everything’s good now, the mount crap has been resurrected, my belly is a little lighter, my mind is less shocked.

Good Morning btw

Tuesday, 23 August 2022 | 09:12 AM

As I woke up I felt like there was something weirder than usual.

Yes, I feel drowsy as hell once awake, it is difficult to walk, think, keep my eyes peeled.

This morning I was feeling even more knocked down. What is it? What?

Well, that was a massive shit, it was waiting to be deployed. It was toxic.

Now that it’s outside I feel a little better, I stare at it with a defiant look, but I keep feeling freaking drowsy, I feel high. Perhaps this crap was actually pretty toxic! The smell could confirm that…

Monday, 22 August 2022 | 09:52 AM

Back to bed, I didn’t have the time to properly close my eyes. A sudden need for a reprisal shit swarmed my body. Had to rush back to the loo.

There’s a meteor shower happening right now. These comets are very dangerous, fire spread rapidly inside the toilet.

Fuck! That’s explosive!! Not the sweetest awakening here.

Monday, 22 August 2022 | 09:32 AM

A persistent pain demands my awakening. I don’t know if I am actually alert at the moment. I can smell that badly though, that is for sure.

I’m going to need to go back to sleep now. Arsehole stretched. Calmer

Sunday, 21 August 2022 | 11:34 AM

My holidays are lasting pretty long. Which is cool. Thing is I’ve been drinking every day for the last one month, and over-eating too! I feel like there’s a limit in me, but feels like I got used to it now… dunno.

My shit looks so healthy, creamy, on time, soft… well, who cares. Let’s demand everything regarding crap to my bowels…

Thursday, 18 August 2022 | 11:46 AM

Another fucked up day, back home at 8AM, awake already at 11. Btw, what really woke me up was a spiky turd trying to kill me. I had to discharge.

The smell inside the toilet is new, I mean, very weird never having smelled something like it before! Almost touching!🥹