last   poops

Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:39 AM

Going back home I shot some deep farts while climbing the stairs, then jumped right inside my bathroom as soon as I got in. The weird shit i drop forty minutes ago is still here, I couldn’t let it out at once, and it comes with this very strong reek, I just want to vomit. What the hell?!

I have a meeting in one hour and I have to leave now! Whyyy why is my life always so impeded by this shit troubles??

Wednesday, 19 April 2023 | 08:00 AM

This morning I woke up with some mild headache, when my girlfriend tried to cuddle me and go further for a little sex, I had to drop it, my headache was worsening, and I had to pee a lot. I went to the bathroom to have a wee, bur I forgot to lock the door. I was about to finish, when my her flatmate opened the door, feeling sorry, but still standing there, door open wide…. I mean, PLEASE!?

My wee was interrupted and I went for breakfast, I was in total discomfort. Shit. C’mon!

Afterwards, my girlfriend was about to get out, her flatmate left already, and I could finally go finish my wee. As soon as I pushed, some weird loose shit got out as well, unexpected.

Yeah, I know, this story is less shit-related than usual, but it left me in a bad mood, and I couldn’t help finding comfort writing it.

Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 05:36 PM

I spent the whole afternoon working at my laptop farting all around. I had some calls, and I couldn’t pause from farts, I had to put mute on, to avoid people on the other side to hear me 🤫

The moment finally came, I am now on the toilet, expelling everything causing me gassy mess.

Harsh

Daily Prompt

Describe a positive thing a family member has done for you.

When I was a child, I already used to spend dozens of minutes on the toilet, taking a shit was already fun for me, I used to talk and to think, and to play, and to shit!

My father has more or less the same attitude, so he relates a lot, and been relieving my loneliness on the toilet ever since.

He used to sit in front of me, and play with me, chat with me, hold my hands. Now I don’t need his support anymore, but at that time it was vital.

Still love him a lot. Thanks dad!

Tuesday, 18 April 2023 | 07:28 AM

First alarm, second, third one. Now my belly awakens. I feel it rebelling to the whole lot of beers I had yesterday, and that Indian food I ate afterwards. At the question ‘spicy?’, I keep answering ‘Sure’. But I guess I really should not.

Now my shit is spicy, arsehole cross with me. But it was delicious. And I am just going to suffer, but I’ll be always keep doing it!

Now my toilet is radioactive .-.

Daily Prompt

What is your favorite restaurant?

I guess it is that Indian restaurant I love, it’s cheap, and I shit a lot after that…

Daily Prompt

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Well well, I’ll be CEO of my shit business? The Shy Tird will become a great firm, still talking about shit, selling shit. Whatever else I don’t know. But it will be great!!

Daily Prompt

What are 5 everyday things that bring you happiness?

Chronologically,

First, breakfast, always have 400-500ml milk with corn flakes. Makes me fall asleep the day before looking dreamily forward to it.

Second, taking a shit right after it.

Third, tird.

Four, well, lunch!

Five, sometimes I have another shit after lunch 🥹

Friday, 14 April 2023 | 08:52 AM

My daily routine has become more ore less such: I wake up at my girlfriend’s, we have breakfast, then she leave for work, I leave too, taking the bus and going to my place, where I work from.

I used to go to the toilet right after my breakfast, but I cannot do that anymore, and my bowels now is cross with me.

Every day I hold farts during my morning commute from her’s to mine, trying not to brick myself, then I arrive home and I take a shit.

This morning there’ve been a little variation, I forgot my keys. SHIT.

Luckily my flatmate was in, and let me in the house, otherwise I don’t know where I could have shat.

Uh… home sweet home!

Greetings from the toilet!