Ow, my bowels finally woke up. And it’s loose. It’s shit you shit when you’re sick.

Am I sick? I didn’t know 😕

It’s the first weekend in two months I am not working on a weekend

This morning even my bowels feels the freedom, and decided not to shit at all

Duh, I am taking another fucking shit

It’s really difficult to bear.

Yesterday I ate at an Indian restaurant, everything was very good. Delicious. thing is, it kept me awake during the night, feeling prostate irritate, suggesting me to go get peeing.

Apart from that, during the night, I felt something growing and descending inside me. At one point I fell back to sleep.

As I woke up I felt better, and I had my breakfast, milk and cereal. I always put milk first.

Right once I drank the last sip, I felt my belly exploding. It was unbearable! I rushed to the bathroom, aaand my arse immediately vomited every brown stuff in the toilet! BOOOM!

Now I feel a lot better

Well, here comes second shit. Loose shit.

I guess must be the two beers I drank yesterday

Today it took me a while to have a shit. And it’s not even finished! But I cannot wait longer, my arse hurts at staying sit this long!

More shit to come. More shit happening to be extruded from my arsehole. Nice. Nice and clean.

Well, clean… not so much.

Nice, I was right! There’s more shit here!

Cool. Way too cool! Yeah! I was right!

So much enthusiasm… how come? Well, it’s cool to shit! I unweight myself this way!

Weird, yesterday I ate a lot. How come I am producing just a lil turd?

Mh, let’s wait!

Not yet

Time for a new shit.

Well, new, it’s no new piece, it’s just what should have got out this morning!

Right as expected. Loose and stinky shit at the donation clinic. Right! Let’s lose some water before giving 400ml of blood! Genius!

I just took a shit, bur my arsehole is still a little shy, I am worried for my blood donation, and I am sure I will be taking another shit soon….

Just a lil pop.

Little, so to speak… it’s a BOMB! Especially for the smell…

Time passes by, but my bowels seem to stay the same. Ever since I was born it kept producing waste.

This morning it’s a little harder