last poops
Thursday, 2 February 2023 | 08:40 AM
I spent the night wonderfully, and I didn’t expect that. I ate at an Indian restaurant and drank a couple of beers, I really thought it would have affected me badly.
Until now…
I feel every bit of spicy I ate yesterday. I feel my anus burning, and my bowels getting hasty at getting rid of it as fast as it can.
I feel a little distressed, but I reckon it’s pretty normal.
You know what else is pretty? Sure enough not the insides of my toilet!!
Wednesday, 1 February 2023 | 09:14 AM
I dunno, I laid some turds at the bottom of the toilet, great! But I feel there’s a lot more to come!
Well… It is even possible I am completely empty…. after all yesterday I forgot to report it, I had a shit attack at the gym! And it was a looot
Tuesday, 31 January 2022 | 04:13 PM
Here it is. The moment I was eagerly waiting for has come!
Loose shit. Loose loose, yeah, I lost some litres of vital liquids 😟
It stinks worst than a dump!
Tuesday, 31 January 2023 | 03:48 PM
My belly is a concentrated of sick air🙂
Farting all around my girlfriend room.
She won’t be pleased when she enters here
Tuesday, 31 January 2022 | 11:36 AM
I’ve just felt a call to arms. Embrace yourselves! war is coming.
Tuesday, 31 January 2023 | 09:12 AM
I had no urge, sure. But it was demanding anyways.
Monday, 30 January 2023 | 01:38 PM
How about this midday session?
Perhaps there’s a reason for that, but I’ve decided to ignore it! 😌
In the meanwhile I’ll keep eating shit
Monday, 30 January 2023 | 08:55 AM
It’s bold. Anybody gives its own sense
Sunday, 29 January 2023 | 08:56 PM
Just got back home after a cool day spent climbing. Nice. Very nice indeed. There only was one problem worrying me the whole time: loose shit.
I pushed it inside every single time I felt it, and now I can finally free myself!!
Sunday, 29 January 2023 | 09:30 AM
Second go.
Sunday, 29 January 2023 | 08:42 AM
As soon as I weighted myself down on my favourite piece of china, the discharging was on.
Yesterday I ate a wonderful pizza. Today I am in wonderland shitta.
This is just the background of my-Sunday-self, ready to begin a good day energetically. What will the day bring? Let’s see!
Pooping brings positivity!
Sunday, 29 January 2023 | 00:16 AM
Just ate some fried pizza. It was freaking delicious, but I don’t really know how many farts I produced already. I lost track! :/
Saturday, 28 January 2023 | 09:49 AM
Late shit. Could be not self evident, but it’s pretty late for my bowels!
Friday, 27 January 2023 | 12:17 PM
Practically waiting for this to happen.
Was working all day at my laptop from home. When this morning I had to have a shit, I realised there were more to come. I was sure! But nothing would get out in that moment. i just needed to be patient.
Yes indeed. Some loose shit was hanging fire until this freaking moment. There was a sudden point when I simply had to pop up from my ergonomic stool and run for my life.
Now, what else? Nothing, some black coffee maybe… nope. Already enough with dark brown liquids…
Friday, 27 January 2023 | 09:01 AM
Duh, weird. I feel a lot going on inside me, but only a little tiny bit got out! 🥲
How is this possibleeeee!?!!