So much shit today, yet not enough

Came back home very late at night. Way too wine.

It was supposed to be organic, but wtf? Why does my head hurt so much?

Fuck!

I can’t even concentrate to take a proper shit!

Meanwhile, this freaking heat got me. Every pore on my skin is sweating.

Uh! Shit getting out from my arsehole.

Everything hurts

Mooooooooooooooore shit

My bowels were plenty of air.

Farts all around!

Some shit intermissions.

Nice

So I needed to get out with my friends, smoking, drinking. Just to have a proper shit?

Mh. Constipation is gone anyways. In the worst way possible: diarrhoea

Another constipated day.

So nice!

Oh wait! A little turd heads out!

So, yesterday diarrhoea.

Today, constipation.

Here comes some more crap!

Still diarrhoea

…and again…

More shit. More cream. More stink.

There was more.

Super creamy crap!