Sunday, 20 September 2026 | 4:19 PM

20 Sep, 2026

by theshytird

When I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for lunch:

A sandwich?

-no

Some Pokebowl?

-nah

Chinese?

-nope

Pizza?

-no?

Mmh… hamburger?

-no

Shall we come back home, eating something?

-we have nothing left in the fridge

….we go to the supermarket then?

-nope

What so you want??

-I don’t know!

Then, exhausted, I had an intuition.. KEBAB?

She nodded.

We were starving. Devoured it.

Needed a nap afterwards. Just revived.

Just took a shit.

I feel awful.

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