I don’t know if teasing actually works, but there are days, when I tease my arsehole, moving my shit deployment a little further, only seconds, but by bit.
Just like today. I had breakfast, and I started feeling some sort of movement, I could have gone to the bathroom but, nope, not just yet.
Then I did the dishes, and I started feeling some push. But I didn’t go.
Then I brushed my teeth. And my bowels began to feel in turmoil. This was the time. Yet, I cleaned my cats’ litters.
Time for a poop he? gently asked my bowels
Nope.
Now, I was dancing, trying not to be in the same exact position for more than a fraction of second.
Eventually, I swept the floor. And that was enough. Couldn’t wait any longer.
And I did. As I sat on the toilet, every single huge turd was already out.
Ouch.
So, I don’t know if teasing actually works, shit does! That’s for sure.
