Tuesday, 13 October 2020 | 08:35 AM

I believe I dreamt shit. It’s confused, I am confused.

For sure though, this is not a dream. This is real crap! Real brown sugar coating my white china basin.

Monday, 12 October 2020 | 10:02 AM

These are not the very best days of my life. I am a bit down. E day it gets better though, and last night I achieved a nine-hours sleep!!

And I finally have energies enough to SHIT ALL MY SHIIIIIT!!! YEEAAAHH.

Sunday, 11 October 2020 | 08:43 AM

I am having sleep problems already, why did I choose to take my friend to a Japanese-south American sushi? Now I am shitting tird-nigiris.

Well, I must say they’re not tasty as yesterday’s.🤔

Saturday, 10 October 2020 | 12:11 PM

Broke up for the third time with the girlfriend I have been in love with for the last three years. And I still am. It sucks.

But in here I talk about shit.

Shit doesn’t suck. Love neither. Yet, at least this time, I am going to shit on this love, and my toilet is happy.

Friday, 9 October 2020 | 08:38 PM

No shit whatsoever for two day.

Still nothing.

And another one-month streak is gone forever.

Thursday, 8 October 2020 | 11:50 AM

‘Oh my shit! What are those things inside my crap?’, I say as the first reaction to what I just fired out.

‘All right’, calmer, ‘must be the seeds of that pomegranate I ate’.

Still… this makes me imagine something hideous. What would I do if I noticed worms inside my shit??

Thursday, 8 October 2020| 05:02 AM

Am I awake? Is this a dream?

I am kind of undecided if it is the best dream of all, or a shit reality.

Wednesday, 7 October 2020 | 03:00 PM

Lost in my mind, I find myself surrounded by crap. My entire brain is made of shit.

Tuesday, 6 October 2020 | 02:10 PM

Not yet done. What’s up!?

Tuesday, 6 October 2020 | 11:32 AM

Yes, I did manage to go back to sleep.

Yes, this is another shat-attack.

Yes, it hurts.