Sunday, 22 December 2019 | 10:50 AM

Sunday, 22 December 2019 | 10:50 AM Back again on distress!Everytime I struggle, in pain, having a shit I try to share it with people. It is impossible to make them understand how bad I feel. Horrible contraptions rise from my bowels, I freeze. Every contraption lasts...

Saturday, 21 December 2019 | 01:26 PM

Saturday, 21 December 2019 | 01:26 PM Alrighty, I just started back working at disco parties. So I just woke myself up. Hate it. At first I am like ‘such a cool thing’. At the end I am like ‘fuck me!’ In the morning evening my arse is like...

Friday, 20 December 2019 | 05:18 PM

Friday, 20 December 2019 | 05:18 PM Finally home! Fuck me! I just spent kinda 2 hours on the bus struggling to hold my farts. Obviously as soon as I sat on my throne I copiously shat.

Friday, 20 December 2019 | 07:47 AM

Friday, 20 December 2019 | 07:47 AM Nihil sub sole novum (nothing new under the sun) states the Bible (Ecclesiastes 1:9). Now, I do not consider myself as a religious person. I am indeed an atheist. Though the Bible is full of references; here it phrases that ever...

Thursday, 19 December 2019 |12:41 AM

Thursday, 19 December 2019 |12:41 AM Ever since I started this whole shitty thing I gave me just one rule: publish a post every time I take a poo. I think it is clear. Besides that I can’t publish posts if I don’t take a poo. It is a stupid rule, I know I am a bit...