Friday, 24 July 2020 | 10:54 AM

Friday, 24 July 2020 | 10:54 AM Shit was ripen enough. I can tell that by two factors. Firstly, the unmistakeable smell. Secondly it detached from my arsehole as a continuous 30cm-long piece of matter. Outstanding performance!

Wednesday, 22 July 2020 | 10:51 AM

Wednesday, 22 July 2020 | 10:51 AM I wonder what kind of outcomes would the Mirror Test bring if made it with a tird. Would it become self-aware? Would it may write a book about what it feels like being a shit?