Saturday, 10 January 2026 | 7:46 AM

Yesterday I went out for a pizza, I’ve realised the last time I ate it was at least three weeks ago. Wow Pizza is good, I love pizza. I had a couple of beers too. Good I love pizza I love beer My arsehole is now in a rage mood. I guess he doesn’t love...

Thursday, 8 January 2026 | 10:47 AM

I hate it when I suddenly need a shit right in the middle of working and I’m forced to relocate to the bathroom with my laptop. The problem isn’t so much working while taking a dump — because that’s actually brilliant — it’s the fact that when I stood up afterwards my...

Wednesday, 7 January 2026 | 11:55 AM

I am deeply sad, yesterday I had no shit… and I forgot to mention it on my blog… So I lost my 132-day streak!!! SHIT! It’ll take so many turds to get back there!