Category Archives: Everyday

Now I am ready to pop. Had breakfast with hot milk and cold pie. I hope the temperature contrast will make it work.

Yesterday, I ate a lot both for lunch and for dinner. My body should have spent the night transforming it into something useful for the planet, now I am waiting for it to be expelled. But I guess I should have breakfast first…

My girlfriend still has stuff at her ex husband. Today I am helping her moving her stuff. I had diarrhoea. I am now shitting at her ex’s bathroom. No more words needed

When I am this drowsy, I find it difficult to send connections to my bowels. My brain is disconnected to my body, it just want to think about stuff, deep thoughts, dreams. Philosophical matter. But in the end, everything is just crap

Finally some product! It took a while today…

Even if I discharged before breakfast, there were just a few bits. I had a lot more coming. So now I am at my toilet, cramping. It hurts. How come we are the most advanced animal there is in the planet, and I still suffer while taking a poo, just because I ate some bread?Continue reading “Friday, 17 February 2023 | 08:40 AM”

Normally I am having breakfast before having a shit. Today I just felt something moving towards the exit while having my first morning pee. All right, I always listen to what my body needs!

Burstday. Yeah, it’s kinda like loose shit. Pretty normal. I had a lot of raw fish yesterday, after all. Fine fine… let’s go on with my day, hoping it’ll pass soon

Just got back from sushi. Normally I am sleeping at this time of the day, but, I am here now. Yeas. Right from my kinda china desk. Throne Closet. Closer look, shithole.

Oops. I did it again. Couldn’t get to the office without first getting rid of the burden!

There’s no tiiiiiime! But a turd gets out! How naughty!!

Oh c’mon! Another shit?

I had this turds idling inside me. They’re finally out!

This morning I am in a rush, nevertheless, I am trying to have a shit anyways. I am sitting on the toilet, but I heard just a shy fart.

Not good. I tried a new red wine for dinner. Not good. Crap is not good

Sunday is rebel day for my bowels. Probably they expect me to idle at home for the whole day, so they retain from exploiting in the morning, and they make it happen in the evening. Yeah, great idea! The thing is, I am not idling at home all day! I was at the beach, andContinue reading “Sunday, 12 February 2023 | 04:59 PM”

Mh, nah. No There sure is some more somewhere I am not satisfied

Fucking hell!! I woke myself quite too early, I had a huge dinner yesterday, and I simply needed to expel my burden. Nevertheless, I’ve decided to have breakfast, set my bed and do stuff in my room, so I can finally have a great shit not thinking ti anything else… Right when I was aboutContinue reading “Saturday, 11 February 2023 | 08:33 AM”

A kebab for dinner resets my bowels. This morning some fresh product for the world! Nobody was waiting for it though uh?

Never postpone your shit. Don’t do it! I am trying to have mine now, but my arsehole refuses to. It’s saying ‘you blocked me before? Now I am cross, I am clogging you now! i am not your servant!’ How rude…

How nice! All at once! Toad in the hole! Uh! I forgot they stopped water supply for the whole morning at home…. what now?

A little turd just after dinner

This week I’ve decided I will behave. No alcohol, no gluten. Gotta heal my bowels. Yesterday potatoes for lunch, risotto for dinner. Morning product is dull and struggles getting out. Right, I’ll buy some apples..

Yesterday, my experience was so ugly, and complete, that I have nothing to shit today 😦 Empty 😦

Finally got home after a day spent climbing. I had a lot of fun, I say ‘finally’ just because I was really looking forward to cleaning myself. In the morning I had to take a shit in the wild. Fine. After that I felt a little relieved, I was usure about the future… After someContinue reading “Sunday, 5 February 2023 | 05:35 PM”

Yeah, dull! But also long…. This crap is taking forever!

Yesterday I had just a cup of milk for dinner. Gotta say shitting is not that fun when I eat healthy food. It’s dull! Yeah, sure! I feel great! But I had no fun on the toilet this morning 😦

Even id my gf got out already, I am busy in her bathroom. Hope her flatmate won’t wake up yet… Let some reek lay off first…

Woke up abruptly for a urge of peeing. Thing is my girlfriend was in the bathroom already, then I had to wait. I kept waiting and waiting and waiting, and my urge became even stronger. Oh crap! Literally! Shit was suddenly added to the menu. Now I am tangling, crouched, waiting for her to freeContinue reading “Saturday, 4 February 2023 | 07:21 AM”

My intention was to go have some training at the gym, but it’s late…. and my bowels had a surprise for me…